Austin McCabe

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis

Martial arts grandmaster and action star Chuck Norris has died, his family said in a statement. He was 86. Norris was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate champion. He founded the United Fighting Arts Federation, as well as a style of karate sometimes known as Chun Kuk Do.

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

WE ALL MISS THIS ESPN. 😢😢😢 Kids these days do not understand. x.com/Fatslob1123/st…

Who fucking closed last night?

LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNS

People: “Why do you keep doing all those risky stuff?” Alex Honnold:

Hank Jr magdumping a levergat mid-concert is wild

Shut up and take my money 💰

He used the Jedi mind trick on her. 😂

These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

I think you have to transfer schools if this happens

evanescence perfoming ‘bring me to life’ in 2003

It’s all about Jesus.

If we want things to change, it's 100% necessary to politicize the senseless murder of Iryna Zarutska because it was politics that allowed a savage monster with 14 priors to be free on the streets to kill her.

“Ohh look at me, I have a rocket arm and look like I was built in a lab. I live in sunny Los Angeles, have long flowy blonde hair, make $60M a year and am dating Madison Beer” Fuck you.

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

@summmerlee_ @kaitreinhardt Still don’t wanna talk