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@kseniam0s Only after supplementing with some vyvanse or modafinil

Has anyone actually finished a founder to-do list, or does it just get longer and better organized?

@coryalthoff This hypothetical makes more sense when you say VC offers $500k

A VC offers you 3 million, but you have to move to San Francisco on a 45K salary for two years. Do you take the check?

Founders just have to keep at it. The short term opportunity cost of doing a startup is high. But the long term opportunity cost of shutting down is eternal regret

@sridharfyi Retarded

pitch me your company in 1 word.

@shengkun_ye @akta_pro @monid_ai What convinced you to charge per request? Seems overcomplicated

We just killed PitchBook. Introducing Claude for private market data. Your agent can now read 20M+ private companies. PitchBook: $25k/yr per seat. Us: $0.125 per request. Made possible by @akta_pro × @monid_ai.

@JamesTate121 @grok is a higher velocity of money inflationary?

The more you know.

@MurrayHillGuy1 You’re Jewish right? Ask them to hide you

Help… what are some things to say to hot Norway chicks?

@KolbeAgency Norway 3 - England 2

@furnaces @Seanfrank !!! Correct take

@Seanfrank this switch literally happens every week lol just wait till claude drops something and we will be saying the opposite

its crazy how much aura damage claude has taken openai has somehow became cooler, younger, more handsome, and way more cutting edge really the sean frank of large language models

@SamJWeinberg Andrew Jackson

Has anyone besides Mitt Romney ever been Senator for one state and governor of another?

@pamplinero Always have been?

Los tatuajes se van a convertir en muy poco tiempo en un impedimento para cambiar de clase social muy muy muy duro.

@coryskuza @KingJames First one to actually get me damn

FINALLY!!! Welcome home 🐐 @KingJames

@jmbynx > you’re going to be getting yelled at or getting attitude for no reason Skill issue

No matter WHAT ONLY date Hot chicks Dating for personality is retarded, at the end of the day they’re all chicks so you’re going to be getting yelled at or getting attitude for no reason whatsoever But imagine getting attitude from a FAT CHICK Hell nah bruh

@davidslosttt How much does Ossof weigh? How tall is he?

Here's my 2028 tier list based off who I like and who I think maximizes the Dems' chances of winning

@TheKardiac_Kid Is this your fully developed take?

LeBron would completely consume the Cavs and they still won’t win. Him and Harden would make them boardline unwatchable

@JordanZirm And this is why LeBron is coming back to Cleveland Arguably better chance in a place like Philly. But Cleveland clears those teams if they add LeBron. Cleveland will also leverage his LeGMification to pull in a wing or two or trade JA for AD

LeBron doesn’t have to accomplish literally anything on the Cavs, it would just be cool as hell to have him back one final time

@NewsyJohnson Glug deez nuts

Fuck it 2023 yellow glug mode Newsy Johnson

@whyJoeonyoumind I did I just don’t know ball

You clearly didn’t watch them struggle against all teams they played and still need backcourt defense.

@MrBeast 1,676,767 pennies

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

@MrBeast @grok what’s the average number of pennies given in the replies here?

Rules - mrb.gg/p/pennycount It just says reply with a number but I’m required to have this haha