John Philip

@IanECox Wait what is this kind of reasoning?

Ethiopia gave Mandela a passport and you didn't complain.

@kiruti @grok what's an Emmy?

Talia Oyando has an Emmy

@iam_nyakoi fish and book monger!

My mother is selling fish and I am selling books.

@shadrac_matata It's still kinda "free" in some way though a lot is limited on the API!

When the Twitter API was free, jobless Kenyans used to build cool stuff around it.

@georgediano good initiatives!

In Murang’a, there is a program called the Murang’a Youth Service. Yesterday there was a recruitment exercise across the whole of Murang’a. This program takes 30 youths per ward, and so far they have taken more than 8,000 youths. The youths are selected through balloting, if you pick “yes,” you get a chance. No educational qualifications are required. If you are selected, you work in cleaning the towns in Murang’a for two months and you are paid Ksh 400 per day. You receive Ksh 300, while Ksh 100 is sent to your parent. After finishing the cleaning work, you are taken to a polytechnic to study a course of your choice such as plumbing, hair and beauty, etc., for three months, and the program pays for your NITA exam. After completing the exams, there is a graduation, and you are given Ksh 15,000 to start a business. If you start your business in Murang’a, you do not pay a business license fee for one year. Murang'a is making other Kenyans feel like they were born in Mogadishu. Now that is empowerment, silent, focused and impacful, not what we are currently seeing in other areas. Other leaders are milking the country dry while telling their mumu voters that all development is taken to Murima bcoz of entitlement.🤡

@johnsonyaanga @DavisThuranira okay but what do you think might be the solution?

@DavisThuranira They apparently need some form of coersion or "push" to comply daily. I call it indiscipline and the heavy interest is the price for it.

Many KoKo gas users can afford Ksh 50 daily for 30 days but not Ksh 1000 per month. Hapo ndipo shida iko.

@johnsonyaanga it's the year 2150 and we can time travel!

"Time travelling" is such a beautiful concept and it's theoretically possible.

@gorn_legacy @TheGracia_here in Rust we see!

@TheGracia_here In C we trust.

C has outlived every ‘C killer’ for 50 years. Rust won’t be the first.

@kelicollinz @LeeRussian msema ukweli nayo watatii! That this once umeitoa, you'll realise people love their life!

@LeeRussian Stones aganist a gun, come on bruv Na you still have a car you can get away Drop a few bodies before they reorganize uko miles away

The problem is once you drop one you are gone too...they pile up in seconds and project stones quicker than you can pull the trigger...apo maybe an m16...I hear

@_shad_s furahia inarudi!

Kuna kuku yangu moja nikiifungilia asubuhi, huwa naiona jioni tena na hata niitafute the whole day kwa jirani siwezi ipata huko, huwa naiona masaa ya 6:30 wakati inarudi kwa nyumba. Must be a ghost lmao.

@Patience_Uchech read a lot of books!

My goal this year is to become very articulate. I genuinely admire people who can speak without any filler words 😩🥺

@brook_timbe salimia musa!

Nimefika mwisho guys, it was nice knowing y'all. Bye

@ndiritu_michael nice but how about remove it for you and make the submission 😂

Peak Error Handing

@nutlope could you allow download to image and not pdf alone?

Live now → makecomics.io Launched 24 hours ago and already have 1k signups and over 900 comics made!

@AnyunguWanyungu take some time off and just relax!

I’m literally watching work grounding me. No breathing, for a monthly paycheck and an annual bonus. Not even for dividends. Employment is deadly.

@_fels1 del!

Wait, in the recently released KCSE results, 47, 798 students scored strong Es. That's a grade they would have effortlessly scored even without stepping feet in school for those four years. Teachers are so unfair to parents.

@sudo_overflow laptop screen!

Ultrawide or Dual Monitor?

@trevorsaudi add the fact that you cannot receive funds too!

What’s the point of mpesa globalpay if all my transactions are always declining. Useless service

Exciting full circle news!!! I had the chance to chat with @ossia about my journey into tech while raising a family and working as a hospital janitor. I can't say it enough, @freeCodeCamp helped change my life for me and my family. Link to the video in the comments.