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Ammo Somal

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🦊Born slippy 📍From Coventry U.K. 🇬🇧 in Toronto Canada 🇨🇦 ✍️Creative Director | Voiceover | Standup | Podcast host 🥊 Muay Thai | Krav Maga | Boxing

Toronto, Ontario Katılım Ocak 2014
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If I get drafted into WW3, the first thing I’m gonna do is turn around and mag dump whoever gave me the gun
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Caffeine suppositories > coffee
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*blushes* …So is there a Mrs. Beast?
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*deep voice* E. A… it’s in the files
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If you’re in a running club. Do me a favour and run the fuck away from me.
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Plato in his cave: grok is this real?
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good morning to whoever threw this snowball
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For lease Navi dad
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You don’t count calories because you’re lazy. I don’t count calories because I cannot count. We are not the same.
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I’ll carpe your DMs.
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POV: you’re brown, on WhatsApp, and its Diwali…
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Einstein’s theory of relativity makes a lot more sense when you realize he married his cousin
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I think it’s weird when people with 13 followers tag politicians in social posts. As if Kier Starmer is gonna reply like “soz bbe didnt realize xoxoxox”
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I genuinely love going on the internet and just telling lies. There really is nothing quite like it
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