If I get drafted into WW3, the first thing I’m gonna do is turn around and mag dump whoever gave me the gun
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Ammo Somal
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Ammo Somal
@ammosomal
🦊Born slippy 📍From Coventry U.K. 🇬🇧 in Toronto Canada 🇨🇦 ✍️Creative Director | Voiceover | Standup | Podcast host 🥊 Muay Thai | Krav Maga | Boxing
Toronto, Ontario Katılım Ocak 2014
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If you’re in a running club. Do me a favour and run the fuck away from me.
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Here we can see the difference between a german and a frenchman solving the same problem:
Sophie Pedder@PedderSophie
As for the 🕶️
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Oh boy did I misread this caption
Interesting AF@interesting_aIl
How to get the perfect goatee every time
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You don’t count calories because you’re lazy.
I don’t count calories because I cannot count.
We are not the same.
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Diddy used so much baby oil that even the charges couldn’t stick
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Diddy has been sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison.
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Einstein’s theory of relativity makes a lot more sense when you realize he married his cousin
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I think it’s weird when people with 13 followers tag politicians in social posts.
As if Kier Starmer is gonna reply like “soz bbe didnt realize xoxoxox”
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I genuinely love going on the internet and just telling lies.
There really is nothing quite like it
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