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@augmentdrift @Coheed BRING IT

what y'all doing tonight?

listening to Love Gun ass naked while choosing which color looks best between the cheeks on vday is so me coded

@Spoon_town I fucking swear to god if there is not a 1993 landline phone on the stage mic receiving an actual call during The Ring in Return..

@LCSscallywag @tofeelhealed Coheed should definitely have a noise dj on the payroll to play all the electronic sounds.

r/metalcore discovers backing tracks

pre-pandemic behavior

if you’ve ever been curious @shandelionn hopefully it’s about to get very interesting over there tonight

@MatthewAmmons you’re welcome 😇

To believe in toxic masculinity means you have to believe in oops I did it again masculinity and of course baby one more time masculinity.

love finding online reviews that are longer than a fucking monday and titled “DO NOT BUY THIS!&&!!” like omg girl what did they do to you?? one sec let me read this five paragraph essay about user error and misplaced rage

If I speak..

@MatthewAmmons Waitamin did I even send you my new number?

@amorykaye How in the monkey did that happen?!

This is petty much the extent of my cruise pics bc my phone kept running away

@MatthewAmmons I blame it on internet. This is the only one I didn’t do the wifi package I was cut off from the real world

✨im not ignoring you ily✨ If you’ve clicked the link in my bio requesting my alt…pls be patient I’m tryin :( idk which accts are people so I have to investigate to make sure first. I’m also posting a big🚨explicit🚨holiday thread thing and gotta take request research breaks

@MatthewAmmons Wait a minute I JUST saw this!! Did we really fucking NOT??? I’m upset

@amorykaye Were we on the cruise and didn’t even see each other?!

Is it dtm to post these and say “tits the season🎄” or no?

@Carsondaoboys Daoboys and those giant ass buffets were a great combo. Y’all gotta do it again next time

@traffichaze It is awesome. I am eating so much free food.

Coheed Cruise day 3 setlist

can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire

I’ve never been so happy to see 75 north. Georgia here tf I come

Here I am, enjoying my toaster strudel when it hits me that I haven’t packed a fucking thing If y’all see me on the pool deck in my moomoo and some combat boots, just mind ya business

FINALLY got my new phone today and I’ll be texting all my babes my new number tomorrow The fight is over 😮‍💨

oh yeah btw my phone was not delivered again (supposedly Wednesday now) I’m alive, not ignoring texts. I guess just message me here or on ig til it can escape the void and arrive at my door