Alexandra Agnoletti

The best there ever was. The best there ever will be.

Men used to go to war and now they sell b2b SaaS

It is a little hard for me to take the hand-wringing about non-violent protests outside the homes of Supreme Court Justices seriously when the Supreme Court itself ruled protests outside the homes of *doctors who provide abortions* is protected by the 1st amendment.

Now this is a statement I can get behind.

@jessdebolt What a cultural cutie!

Holi celebration at school today! 🌈

@jessdebolt He looks so cozy! 😍

Years of practice securing Coachella + Burning Man tickets prepared me for today’s coveted Mommy & Me class reservation. We nailed it baby Hart! ✔️

@reinpk 💚

The toughest part of growing Segment from $0-200M+ ARR was letting go of product (which I understood) to focus on go-to-market (which I didn't). In 2017 I was really struggling with this. Five friends set me straight, a thread. 1/12

Let’s make the roaring 20’s happen!

@emilioasolano Crushing the game!

This time last year I was writing 15-20 hours a week in order to graduate with my EdD in June. This Christmas I was able to gift my parents and remaining grandparents a bounded copy of my dissertation. I’m counting my blessings for 2021 and excited for what 2022 has in store.

@hareemmannan Total Legend!!

🥲 this marks my last week at segment, the best job i’ve ever had. what an incredibly hard group of people to leave, and what a total joy it has been building this product, team, and culture alongside this caliber of talent

@jigolden Show me more homes I can't afford!

@jigolden 100% agree

@lindsayebarnett @seanpaulhogan @NatalieCole @callunaevents Gorgeous!!

@TheStefanSmith Dyson! Cordless vacuum 💃🏻

(you don't have to be a mom to answer; a mom question are just questions I'd just ask my mom if I could)

Mom Question: I have never bought a real vacuum or floor cleaner besides a Swiffer. I have hardwood floors and then carpeting in the bedrooms. Please someone just tell me what to buy ( <$500)

Women who stand up for themselves get penalized. 51 studies: a woman who negotiates for herself fears—and faces—backlash as selfish & aggressive. If she negotiates for others, suddenly she seems caring. I want to live in a world that celebrates women advocating for themselves.

the full slides released by @WSJ are WILD. in this presentation, Facebook researchers explain exactly how & why Instagram drives teen girls into downward spirals of depression in ways that other platforms don't. s.wsj.net/public/resourc…

@janetvh @jim_vh Wow! Gorgeous family 💗

Happy 21st anniversary ⁦@jim_vh⁩. Couldn’t have imagined a better, fuller life than this one created with you.

The WSJ's "Facebook Files" is the biggest scoop in the company's history. Internal documents prove: -Facebook knew its algorithm incentivized outrage -Instagram knew it hurt teen girls -Facebook has been shielding VIPs from moderation Here are the shocking revelations... 🧵

@jigolden @gurrity Wow!!! ❤️

@dangreene She’s got your sense of humor! 😀

Out for a lovely dinner with my lovely wife. She checks in with my 14 yr old who’s baby sitting our youngest. Apparently my daughter thinks she’s a freakin’ comedian now.