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@ampat07
weekday impact attorney, weekend bartender, full of contradictions. ✨she/her
Washington, DC Katılım Mart 2011
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based on my past dating experience this is EXACTLY how it went…
Him: “i want a traditional feminine wife who takes care of the kids and is a homemaker.”
Me: “oh i love cooking and taking care of kids…what do you think about stay at home moms?”
Him: “i could never be with someone who doesn’t work…too many women are looking for guys to take care of them.”
Me: ❓❓❓
AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝@ask_aubry
The problem with a lot of dudes who want a trad-wife is that they refuse to be a traditional husband.
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@SavannahEWooten Why did that feel so decadent to my 10 year old self? 😭 If you do a re-read of those plz let me know how they hold up lol
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@ampat07 don’t they evoke such a clear memory!?! THE RIBBONS
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having a reading renaissance and it really reminds me of what I was like from 8-12 years old (awesome! nerdy! the best event of the year was the scholastic book fair!)
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@SavannahEWooten If you find one for long COVID would love that info!! Also happy to chat if you’re looking for individuals
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DC community - Do folks know of local #chronicfatiguesyndrome, #MyalgicEncephalomyelitis (ME), #EpsteinBarrVirus, or #LongCovid support groups? I would like to find one!
(Connections to folks in the area who are also open to discussing their experiences would also be great!)
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@TheDrummey @offbeatorbit Sorry but this is without a doubt the only good response to this terrible question and I am stealing it
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I think there are a lot of young people in my mentions who aren't aware that by their 20s there are plenty of men--who aren't podcast dorks obsessed with hymens or whatever--who actually think hooking up with women with 0 sexual experience is actually stressful/a turn off.
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“only accurate if the dude in question is a total fucking weirdo” yea thats the point
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On April 6, 2020 I made 72 cookies for myself and then proceeded to eat them
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BBC News (World)@BBCWorld
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
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@MatthewStiegler Hahah I appreciate that! Almost wish I would’ve thrown them under the bus in court. More embarrassed that I didn’t immediately seek employment elsewhere after getting this insanely strong signal that I wasn’t valued
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@MatthewStiegler This probably isn’t my worst one, but I wore jeans to court once and got called out by the judge in front of many many other attorneys. One of the partners at my firm hadn’t realized she had a hearing that day. She wasn’t dressed appropriately for court so she sent me instead.
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tell me why I immediately fell in love with this man who built a frog six different houses
girly&wordly@Brieyonce
Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.
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@hellolanemoore I have the Crate & Barrel Lounge Deep Sofa and it is both crazy comfy (with the pillows off it functions like a full bed), and gorgeous (I have a deep blue microfiber that I’m not sure they offer anymore)!
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@CodyCarboneDC @BarredinDC Think queso, beer cheeses, baked brie, etc. No goodbyes has a hot pimento cheese dip that made the cut. I’d even consider a spinach & artichoke dip if it was particularly cheesy.
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@BarredinDC I know you’ve had a lot of reader requests lately so sorry to pile on but hoping your followers can help — I’m organizing a hot cheese crawl going away party and need recommendations. No other parameters, just trying to find the best hot cheese in the city!
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Was going to write a funny tweet about my stupid New Year’s resolutions but this is better
Truls Aandal@truls
Screenshot to see what 2023 will bring you!
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