A.M. Valentine

@ShitpostReels Ah yes, the shitpost

@quake0612 @Spideraxe30 Cho Gath has an AP build

@amvalentines @Spideraxe30 This is intended to gatekeep tanks from taking this bro. Why do you think they put ad/ap scaling there ?

Hail of Blades changes: - Attack speed reduced from 160/80% to 120/60% - Now deals 4 - 20 (+ 8% bonus AD) (+ 6% AP) true damage for 3 attacks

@buggy_con I think it's more of a case of it revealing that the actress was a lot better acting without speaking lmao

The dialogue they give her ruins 4 seasons worth of her character.

@foolibuster As if I feel like a new genre of cope is coming to life about people pretending that becoming hot is a bad thing I've yet to see a mom that doesn't instantly cling to their attractive children, trying to get them into modelling and what not

ascending

@dontaripoefan2 @Spideraxe30 You still get a good chunk of the attack speed but this gives you a 20 % ap ratio as true damage

@amvalentines @Spideraxe30 The attack speed is what's broken this sucks

@KirkSante @Phantasm_EUW I didn't double down, people asked for rank so I posted rank and I even said in original post I don't play as much anymore

@amvalentines @Phantasm_EUW 1 make bad take 2 double down on said take posting peak 3 admit being bad Arent 2 and 3 contradictory

So Instead of Empowered Recall I get a grand total of 18 AD as a midlaner at lvl 18 fullbuild as my quest reward ?

@Shengguo0 @Phantasm_EUW See, that I can agree with. Then it would be great. But it's a random recall every 5 minutes so most of the time it's just blown randomly, and anyone claiming otherwise is delusional.

@amvalentines @Phantasm_EUW Empowered back is broken but it should’ve been a different button than the b button. If you could chose between empowered back and normal back it’ll legit be a great quest

@KirkSante @Phantasm_EUW Yeah I don't dedicate my life to this trash game my brother

@amvalentines @Phantasm_EUW Bro linked 2018 diamond peak😭

@CNviolations One of these is not like the others

Italians watching this like 😤💀

@gittenACHO @Phantasm_EUW huh

@amvalentines @Phantasm_EUW Israeli citizen spotted

@Devon_Eriksen_ Actual poetry my man, well put.

Have you ever watched a horror movie with vampires? Not sexy vampires for middle aged dumpy wine aunts to masturbate to, but actual lore accurate vampires? The kind of movie where your grandfather is scratching at the window asking why you won't let him in, but there's something wrong with his eyes and the tone of his voice, and either that's not him, or worse yet, maybe it is him, but with everything that made him love you stripped away and replaced by insatiable hunger? The main character is never stupid enough to let him in, is he? It's always grandma. About halfway through the movie. And she's always the first to die, slaughtered the moment she opens that window, but almost everyone else sheltering in the house quickly, follows, leaving the protagonist and his scantily-dressed girlfriend to flee across the moors at night, pursued by the blood-hungry corpses of everyone else they ever loved. You've seen that movie, right? Well, I feel like I'm in that movie. It's not that I hate grandma. She's nice. Loves people. Bakes cookies. But she keeps trying to open the goddamned window. Every time I point out that some institution of our former society is being worn as a skinsuit by corrupt self-interest masquerading as socialism masquerading as compassion, there's always those guys who are shocked and betrayed that I attacked their beloved thing. No. Your beloved thing is gone. It doesn't matter what it did for you 30 years ago. It's not 30 years ago now. The soul of your beloved thing was eaten by a monster, and now it has become a monster itself. It doesn't matter whether I'm talking about the Catholic church, Christianity in general, the Republican party, the American Medical Association, the NRA, Disney, whatever. It's always the same. There's always the guy who is shocked, angry, and betrayed, because we're both supposed to be "right-wing", and here I am, attacking his beloved grandpa. I must be an evil nihilist straight from the bowels of reddit. But I am not trying to rob you. I am trying to help you. That is not your grandpa. That is a vampire. What's almost worse is that there are some guys who do, eventually, understand. After they yell at me a bit and call me a grandpa-hater or something. But the first thing they say, when they figure it out is... "Can't we save the skinsuit?" They're still hoping, on some level, that grandpa is still there. That there's a cure. That they can have their beloved institutions and traditions back. Well, I'm not hopeful. I mean, I can't say for sure whether they can or can't, but that's not important. That's the wrong question. We can't worry about saving Grandpa right now, because we have to save ourselves first. We have to survive the night. And if you're not willing to stake Grandpa through the heart for that, or, worse yet, if you try to stop the rest of us, yelling "Grandpa! Noooooooo!", grabbing at someone's wrist as he's trying to raise the big wooden mallet, then... Well, then you're not an enemy, but you are a liability. And so we have to put you in the back seat. We can't stop attacking Vampire Grandpa to spare your feelings. The hour is too late for us to listen to friends who can't tell the difference between us and the enemy.

@Spideraxe30 This looks sick on the new Shyvanna ngl

Dusk and Dawn changes: - Health, AP, and AS down - Now heals for 10% AP + 3% bonus HP

@Opposit21 @agrippa_dr It was me, I really liked brown women, sorry

@agrippa_dr Also how did aangs people go from having dark skin to light skin. This story is so shit they just wanted to check diversity boxes so they created this stupid dark skin character and that stupid female avatar

There seems to be a theme in the Avatar sequels that giving random people air bending does not make them air nomads and assimilation is actually real hard.

@Phantasm_EUW It's way, way worse, especially for top lane. Old phase rush made a lot of champions more viable, now it's kind of ass.

Isnt this just way worse than phaserush most of the time?

@AlkBattery I dunno, I like this more for champions that like to all in ranged top laners over sustaining. It seems worth keeping in your inventory for longer as opposed to Doran's Shield.

"hey guys, top lane seems pretty boned if you get counterpicked with a ranged top" riot: doran's shield has been removed from the game ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@thechosenberg Cuck behavior. Should've told the asshole bringing his kid to a clearly loud event to get his kid out of the loud event.

First time doing something she loves and he tells her to quiet down

@Dexerto A win for humanity.

Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor

A lot of people are talking shit and telling me to put my rank down so here's my peak. I don't play the game as often cause it sucks so I just come and go to try out new things. I still know enough about the game to say getting to lane 4 seconds faster EVERY 5 MINUTES doesn't make that much of a difference. Suck me.

@Phantasm_EUW The empowered recall was completely useless, at least we get SOMETHING this way.

@Rasaska_ @Phantasm_EUW I'd get if it was something more consistent but it has a 5 minute cooldown, there's no way in hell anyone was strategizing perfectly around 4 extra seconds.

@amvalentines @Phantasm_EUW When you post this you gotta share your rank with it ong