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@BurnleyOfficial From allover the world This is the only day for you to shine And who knows, this may signify your promotion to the PL next season

Where will you be supporting us from? 🌍

@GalaxyTVUg That didn’t last long for sure

Rt. Hon. Anita Among can decide to go against the party and stand for speakership, I won't support her - Nameere. #GalaxyTVUgNews #DailyDose #Jikonkone

@jamesonen Onen, why do you choose to be poor?

You have this and then you marry AAA. I will never understand men 🤷🏿‍♂️

@DaudiKabanda Daudi Daudi Daudi. That meal card shift may be the fastest in history. Welcome to a new old Uganda

This is not the first instance in which PLU has disagreed with the Speaker on matters of corruption. When the Commissioners, led by Hon. Afoyochan, awarded themselves UGX 400 million each, we supported the petition against them and also signed the censure motion.

@NytoP2PMwangi He seems not wanting to go back to Kenya? Perhaps he wanted to stay longer, honestly

Kenyan government summons Ugandan ambassador after former President Uhuru Kenyatta’s humiliation in Uganda There was a protocol breach during the swearing-in ceremony of President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni when former President Uhuru Kenyatta was left stranded for over five minutes without a vehicle to take him away. He was forced to stand and chat with orderlies and passing dignitaries while he waited.

@francis_isano We already got and used the better copies. Next time better (and importantly earlier).

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@WasikeAbdu It is only a secret to you, but not to others

If my PIN is a secret, how does MTN or Airtel know whether it’s wrong or correct? 🤔

@WelBeast @AFC_OlaitaN It is also Madueke’s first, more time to develop an understanding with the other forwards 😆

@AFC_OlaitaN This is Gyok first season in the league and he hasn’t played consistently with any of our forwards and wingers to develop an understanding between them.

No matter what happens at the end of this season these players must go: Kai Havertz Gabriel Martinelli Leandro Trossard Gabriel Jesus Noni Madueke

@WelBeast From this ‘My Noni. Our Madus. Thank you Chelsea’ to £52M conversations. Time is the best judge.

FIFTY TWO MILLION BRITISH POUNDS 21 league appearances 2 league goals 1 assist I’m ready for Noni Madueke conversations.

@Akeda4 @M_Kananura @assempebwa @TheMutaD @dabirungi @benmwine @Rachealkyy @SarahBireete From the comments, it seems there are a couple of other UBHs here. What is the justification in such a road as the bypass? I am sure this driver took much more time with this decision.

TERRORIST ON THE LOOSE‼️ Driver a RAV4 UBH 373U in total disregard of common sense, road regulations, was last evening driving in the opposite direction on the fast moving Kampala Northern Bypass. The ninja terrorizing other motorists popped up around the Metroplex area. He caused several traffic holdups even me who was walking, was about to get to Kisaasi intersection ahead of him. Such impunity and recklessness is very hazardous, makes our roads unsafe and should not be allowed to see light of the day any single day. Over to you @PoliceUg . Safe Roads Save Lives.

@RioMeets @rioferdy5 @Evra Who is taking the pic? Owner of the black content bottle?

International Break 🍹 Who had the best shirt?

@opolot_ronnie How old are you bro?

How did Bukayo Saka manage to bag this girl?😂

@kyeruphiona @jamesonen In summary, we can never have it all. Once in while, let your friend come back home for solace.

My friend flew back to the UK yesterday.. No airport photos. No farewell party. Just an evening flight out of Entebbe, touching down in the UK around 7am — quietly, like she was never really here. A year ago, she went home buzzing with hope. London had ground her down. The cold, the loneliness, the bills that never stopped. She missed Kampala. The noise, the warmth, the feeling of belonging somewhere. I understood that feeling — I'm still here in the UK myself, and some days Uganda feels like the only answer. But missing home and actually living in it are two different things. The power cuts hit first. She'd be working and the lights would just vanish. Not for an hour — for two days. No warning, no reason given. Then Entebbe Road started stealing her mornings. Out of the house at 5am, sitting in traffic until 9, already tired before anything had even started. Then a boda-boda knocked into her. Clearly his fault. But she looked like she had money, so the crowd had already made up their mind. The police weren't much better — they looked at her and saw an opportunity, not a victim. Every conversation had an invisible price attached to it... nobody looked at what actually happened — they just looked at her and saw a transaction. Every conversation came with a price tag. She tried to start something small in Kikuubo. People took advantage. Faces she trusted disappeared with her money. The jobs she interviewed for offered salaries that couldn't cover her basics — like her years of experience abroad counted for nothing. Then came the family pressure. The same people who celebrated her return started knocking every day. And when the money wasn't there, the comments started: "So UK didn't work out?" UK yakulema ehhhh "You came back for this?" That hit differently. Because in London, yes — she was lonely. I know that loneliness too. But it's a straightforward loneliness. In Kampala she was surrounded by people and somehow felt more alone, because most of them only saw what she could give them. So she left. No big goodbye. Just packed her bags and got on that evening flight. Back to the cold, back to the struggle — but at least it's a struggle with some order to it. At least you know where you stand. I'm not saying this to attack Uganda. I say it as someone who is also sitting in the UK, also missing home, also wondering if the grass is actually greener or if I'm just tired of winter. Most of us who leave don't stop loving home. We just get honest about what home is asking us to carry. So before you judge someone for going back — or for never leaving — just know the decision is never simple.

@Moonlight_myths We will be waiting for another anonymous message soon.

I have been seeing a married man for four years now, He recently asked me to come to his daughters birthday party, introducing me as a co-worker. I thought it was ok to go since it was up to him to be respectful towards his wife, not me. When i got there everything was so nice. His daughter is so cute and the party was very fancy since he is very well off. He's 39, his wife is 40 and I'm 23. We get along really well and he goes out of his way to keep me happy. He insists that i should be there for all the big moments in his life, which is why he invited me to his daughters birthday party. At the party he kept sitting close to me and whispered romantic things into my ear while everyone was having fun.

@_Nsznn A good driver and that speedometer shouldn’t be mixed together!

Look at the speedometer, As a good driver what are you doing next ??

@citizentvkenya @jamesonen We are in this together, relax KE

None of Kenya’s stadiums meet Afcon 2027 standards — Caf report citizen.digital/sports/none-of…

@F_Edzeamey Did you run a survey or what? I mean, Question: Do you ejaculate every 72 hours? Yes/No. Let us go ahead and collect it now.

Having worked in a sperm bank as a semen analyst, those who ejaculate every 72 hours give us the best-quality sperm (in terms of motility, shape, and volume). So yh…

@DanielKibet_ @933kfm All the best Daniel. Get to catch you then for the 6am one.

Today was surreal! anchored the news on @933kfm for the first time. A dream come true. From tuning in as a uni student to delivering Uganda's & the world's headlines live. Grateful to God, the amazing team & every listener who tuned in. Catch me every Wed & Thur, 6 AM – 12 PM🎙️📻

@UTDTrey What do you mean? Even before 27 year old Declan Rice.

No way 16 year old Max Dowman is getting a premier league title before 27 year old Reece James😭

@albertKatruGuma We know what you are doing there, and we saw it.

I drove on the Kyotera - Mutukula road this morning. You can not see the driver in front of you, a car over takes you and immediately enters outer space 😂