Amy

BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN #Canucks

oh so when the Vancouver canucks crash in the Pacific it's a disappointment but when Artemis ii does it it's a marvel of engineering

There are people today that have to go back to watching the 2026 Vancouver Canucks. Pray for them.

Horvat in 14 will never feel right to me.

I'm going to need more colour contrast in the uniforms for every other Olympic hockey game please.

I should know better than to claim undefeated at the end of the second but just in case, there's always moral victories.

When he said in an interview the #Canucks had invited him I was concerned what sort of trash hockey he'd be subjected to from this only-four-home-wins team but they're actually winning? Pride remaining undefeated? That's MY team.

One blueberry banana smoothie please! 🫐 Welcome star of Heated Rivalry, Robbie G.K. to tonight’s game!

90 day settlement means I had 90 days to pack and I absolutely did not use 89 of them. Oops.

why has gritty stayed silent on heated rivalry

canucks broadcast: “9-1 since they caught those strays from tv” 😭😭😭

doctor: you have 35 seconds to live me:

@danderfield I haven't seen any real news from the algorithm in a month, only gay hockey cult news. I literally don't know what is going on in the world.

I wish I could be into things a normal amount. I wish I could be a footy fan and not need to go to 45+ games in a season. I wish I could watch 6 episodes of a tv show and not be in a gay hockey cult.

All of us after heated rivalry changed our lives.

It seems me getting a #Canucks captains souvenir cup when I go to Vancouver is a jinx, I must be very careful on my next visit for they WILL leave my team

@passittobulis It's been decades and I still find myself with Holding Out for Bonino stuck in my head at random times for no reason.

For lyrics, links to other classic PITB parodies, and an apology for the bit with the towel, check out the PITB substack! passittobulis.substack.com/p/pete-pete-pe…

Everyone's talking about Quinn Hughes and the possibility of the #Canucks trading their captain. So, of course, I made a parody of "Please Please Please" by Sabrina Carpenter about Elias Pettersson called "Pete Pete Pete." youtube.com/watch?v=I8kj8y…

I am so pleased I saw literal best player in franchise history Quinn Hughes play this year while I still had the chance #Canucks

heading to NZ for Christmas next Thursday so I can watch the last two episodes of Heated Rivalry as god intended... ...in my parents house as they wander into the living room going "what are you watching?"

I'd like to thank the #Canucks for ensuring that now that I have a mortgage there is a 0% chance I'll have to spend any money on travelling to Canada in late April.

Um