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@ASOS I’m so sad. I’ve only worn these twice and they’ve already broken 💔💔💔 is there a way for me to send them back for a refund even though I don’t have the original packaging with the SKU and barcode? x

@leahtfa Don’t let Cam see this

If I never hear Måneskin again my life will be considerably improved

If people could take a second to sign this, that would be fab 💗Make it compulsory for clothing stores to display a variety of mannequin sizes - Sign the Petition! chng.it/sZrcsvcd via @UKChange

or they tell you they don’t like the clientele that shop at Aldi when you are sat there like “hello sir I am said clientele have you tried their pretzel chocolate or their masala sausages?”

@leahtfa It was real. @benmikaa can vouch for it with a wonderfully embarrassing story about it

Did they make green ketchup at one point or was that a childhood fever dream

@ASOS I ordered a dress on the 22nd July (order number 641315465) and have not had any updates about it at all apart from estimated delivery the 26th July. I’ve been to the hold and it’s still not there, when I click track parcel it comes up with this. Can someone help please x

@leahtfa I AM CRYING 😭😂

And before you think “maybe the waiter was fist bumping him” I can guarantee that the waiter, who was a white man in his 50s, was not

I went on a date last night where when the waiter reached out to collect the plates my date went to fist bump him

Tonight’s vibes

@ASOS hey, I’m just checking up one of my returns and it said it was ‘received at our local hub’ on 3/7/21 and hasn’t moved from there since. Can someone look into this please as it was a lot of money that need to come back into my account..

Anyone written a book on how to get over your ex that you had an amicable break up with and you still chat but it hurts your heart every time you speak to him and just want him to change his mind and make things work? If yes, I’d love to read it x

my heart hurts

@leahtfa Yus

@amyymikaa They sold them in crisis?!

4 years at university and I still have no idea what the fuck a skittlebomb is

@leahtfa They funky. I love

Bought these trousers at the beginning of last year for a festival. Today was the first time I wore them. To Sainsbury’s.

@leahtfa i love it even more after seeing it a second time

Timelapsed my dramatic ass plant for a few hours after watering

@LushLtd hey lush, DPD delivered a parcel to my house and I think the person that ordered it put the wrong address/their old address on the parcel. I realised the name too late to give it back to the driver. I wondered if you could help me with what to do in this situation? 🌻

There are strange noises in my room this eve and I’m not sure if it’s next door being annoying doing building work at stupid o’clock or there is a murderer in the house

@martinaboccia_ I bet to differ the cheese and ham toasties hit a different spot. Haven’t had one the same since

@JeromeBennet1 Sorry to break it to you Jay, but you get your Hogwarts letter at 11 not 13 💔