Ana 👽

Today, June 17, marks the 3-year anniversary of the day Mama JF left our home voluntarily to go on a risky hiking trip and then, in all likelihood, died of completely natural causes in the process. One of the last things that Mama JF told me when she left was that I should seek to find a new wife as hard as I could, as she would not come back, ever. Unfortunately, up to this day, I have been unable to fulfill this order of hers and I am still single. I do hope that there is a woman out there with the culinary acumen of Mama JF who will want to continue life with me. Here are three cakes that Mama JF had prepared over the years. One of the things that people do not know about Mama JF is that she was an extremely skilled baker who had a passion for advanced cake techniques. The cakes of Mama JF will be included in White People Food, which will be available in September-October. Here's to hoping I can find a new wife with as much culinary talent as Mama JF.

@Theveripost FREE HER AT ONCE

WIFE GORILLA GLUES SLEEPING HUSBAND'S BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER AFTER CATCHING HIM CHEATING.

@PatsKam what a very weird question to even think of

A lot of people ask if I had the same friends when I was fat or assume fat people can’t have genuine friendships. Julia never saw my weight, she saw my heart. She never cared what I looked like. She cared about who I was & loved me for me. Find your Julia. Be someone’s Julia.

@somethings_awry who could possibly be responsible

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@rawfearer I'm currently on blackcurrant flavour mostly so that my bush will start fruiting them bountifully

@ana_the_alien @fabledintime @KennedyPosts @TilllyNeonn didn’t you know vaping actually gives you a million extra hp points and the ground will grow flowers when you walk

Hey guys not to be too Mom on main but this is a problem.

@rawfearer @fabledintime @KennedyPosts @TilllyNeonn waaait I thought it was great for my health till I read this tweet. damnit 🤪

@fabledintime @KennedyPosts @TilllyNeonn we know lol

@beccasapunk14 @JodieWoahdie @_celia_bedelia_ same here I get the same symptoms I had before I was on the hormonal pill, just less intense.

@JodieWoahdie @_celia_bedelia_ I don’t get a period because of birth control but I definitely get PMS every-so-often. You don’t need to menstruate to experience symptoms.

A period is part of the menstrual cycle - the cycle happens due to the fluctuations of hormones during that cycle. You do not need a uterus to have a menstrual cycle - just hormonal fluctuations.

@Grfksan @At1724 Right to appeal

@At1724 ليش ما يعدمون في اليوم الي بعده ليش يمكن يطق ٣٠ السنه

شكلها يحزن صح ؟ اقرأوا قصتها وراح تحسون ان الإعدام قليل بحقها وحتى مهلة الإعدام ما تستاهلها

@fabledintime @KennedyPosts @TilllyNeonn and they do know

@KennedyPosts @TilllyNeonn No I believe in informed consent actually <3 people should know vapes can literally damage their lungs

@mxgbx they sound sexy

fellas just asked why im eating these instead of 'proper english crisps'

This might sound crazy, but I feel like a better message would've been to tell men to drink less and stop beating their partners regardless of a football result, instead of enabling them by putting the blame on a football team with a smile on your crusty looking face.

@morganhmoore1 and that's a hot pic tbh

I love that I live rent free in your head.

@TheTransTroll oh she actually thinks they're going to pass on her concerns 🫢

And here we go went to speak to lush ltd. Apparently a lot of women are taking this wrong are they? Have you asked them? Have you spoken to them or is it just the terfs that are taking it wrong? The self entitlement is so high on this one

@momosacutie BOWSER THAT'S RUDE

Even Bowser wants to touch an afro 😭🖤

@itsasecret_x0x @cherrypepsixo I used to work with a woman who was on the pill and still got pregnant. she did keep her baby who's a teenager now.. but anyways yeah that's not 100% guaranteed to work.

@cherrypepsixo Wtf is wrong with you people. Don't want to get pregnant, use birth control. Boosting about abortion is fucking disgusting.

uncongratulations to me :) its an abortion!!

@JWSnavely @AliceRHamilton giving the illusion that you're not a horrible loser

@AliceRHamilton If women don’t owe their husbands sex… of what use are they in a marriage?

men view marriage as “a contract to have sex” — stay single

@riskytwin @jan_murray @LushLtd most people are capable of caring about multiple things at the same time. caring about one thing doesn't mean disregarding or disrespecting another thing.

@jan_murray @LushLtd Wow, a lot of people really don’t give a fuck about cancer patients. I’m with you Janet, I also had a partial mastectomy and have chronic pain due to nerve damage it caused. When I see scars on a chest it reminds me of that; cartoony depictions of major surgery aren’t uplifting.

Seems the Amnesty bookshop in Kentish Town is following @LushLtd’s example - with mastectomy scars in its Pride month window display.

@jellicle_jay @somethings_awry if it doesn't mean anything to you that's ok, but if it means something to someone, it's not meaningless.

@somethings_awry it's my understanding that if you as a self-described cishet man can use the term neuroqueer to refer to yourself, then it is a meaningless term

“neuroqueer” they’re inventing new ways to hate crime me on twitter dot com

@jan_murray @LushLtd How lovely. happy pride Janet!!

@orangina17 that face 🥺 he's so handsome

Caught a very sad older cat whose chip details were not up to date. Found out original owner had died some time ago. Safe now.