Mothgoblin 🏳️‍🌈

If Jolene could just take your man, he didn't deserve you in the first place

@TedNivison Brother, seatbelts violate my freedom to be beheaded flying through my windshield after colliding with a 12-year-old who can't see over the dashboard driving to his mining job.

"The nicest cop you know would still remove a sleeping homeless person from a bench knowing they have nowhere else to go" Seen in Pittsburgh

I wish only ill for this man

my dad said the word “frogger” and i cut him off to go “i hardly know her” and he sighed big and went “just…stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman”

wrote a brand new game system

The rewards of The mortifying being loved ordeal of being known

WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT. WOMEN SHOULD GET MEN PREGNANT.

do we fw this

Piss off cops and landlords with this one simple fact.

So excited for the babygirlification of tim walz

What Star Wars has basically become after 1999

@LolOverruled Bro is manifesting

You will live in the pod. You will ride the bug