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I will teach you SQL if you ask. #blacktechtwitter Started 3/8/2025 Helped so far: 41 You...be the next!

THE ATLANTA HAWKS ARE NOW 14–1 OVER THE LAST 15 GAMES. 🔥🔥🔥



Have you ever had Kool Aid outta a Anchor Hocking Quilted Diamond glass tumbler?


The Carlisle 522007 stackable 20 oz is the best cup ever created



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BREAKING🚨: Research finds NO evidence of long term cognitive decline linked to cannabis


this story is absolutely insane 🤯 > tech guy with zero biology background. > his dog got terminal cancer. > vets said 1 - 6 months left. > bro said nah not on my watch. > asked ChatGPT for a treatment plan. > sequenced tumor DNA for $3k. > used AlphaFold AI to model mutated proteins. > designed world’s first personalized mRNA vaccine for a dog. > partnered with universities to synthesize it. > ethics approval took 3 months. > vaccine design took 2 months. > first injection December 2025. > tumors shrank 75% within weeks. > dog happy. > universities confirmed it worked. > now designing version 2 for remaining tumor. AI + a guy determined to save his dog just outperformed the pharma industry 💀 the cure for cancer will be open source.

The reason people take short rest periods isn't because it's optimal for growth. It's because sitting quietly in a gym for four minutes feels like you're not working. Other people are moving. Equipment is being used. Everyone looks busy. You're sitting there apparently doing nothing. So you go again at ninety seconds because the optics are unbearable. And then you wonder why the weight on the bar hasn't moved in six months. The most productive thing you will do in today's session is sit completely still for four minutes and let your nervous system recover enough to generate maximum tension again. It looks like nothing. It is, in fact, the entire game.



Not to brag but I made this with pencils

A DOGE bro just admitted he thinks veterans’ issues are “DEI.” 🤦♂️🇺🇸 He terminated grants that helped veterans because he supposedly “read books” about how bad they are… then couldn’t name a single book. 📚❌ As a veteran, I honestly don’t know how anyone who served could vote for Trump — never mind half. Veterans deserve respect and support, not culture-war nonsense. #Veterans #VA #SupportVeterans #Accountability

Ted Cruz was booed off stage by Christians His response: “If you will not stand with Israel, then I will not stand with you.” A US senator just publicly pledged allegiance to a foreign country over his own constituents. Clear and loud x.com/allenanalysis/…


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