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i'm not as good as i wish i were, but i'm better than i think i am.

@billyeichner Rude. The Get Out cast has been through enough disrespect. Maybe have a little one-on-one with Keaton instead. #useyourprivilege #effectively

UGH. USA <-> AUS. Immigrants are frigging everywhere, get used to it. Most of you are immigrant stock, too. #Australia #Trumbulls #TrumpBull

.@bryanOnTheSide am i using twitter wrong? i think i'm trying to facebook it. which i understand to be a bit of a social faux pas. advice?

Yesssss, this is still up. #internetof15yearsago modernhumorist.com/mh/0011/monkey/

@nytimes OMFG DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM YOUR F*ING PRE-ELECTION COVERAGE? STOP MAKING PREDICTIONS. Jesus frigging Cripes.

paranormal nature tip #678: avoid spiral staircases, as they promise easy climbs up steep hills, sans warning about descent. #MoreDissent

#s&p-l1-ch1-3of3 I bet we could rig an example, like the pros do, and make the math match.

#shameandprejudice #lesson1 #example1 Stealing: easy as acting like you owned something and walking out with it, 3 times out of 4.

#shameandprejudice #lesson1 ch1 ct'd: Okay, I made up the rate, but what if we looked at the macroeconomics of the situation? I bet...

#shameandprejudice #lesson1 #ch1 A widely shared belief differs from a truth universally acknowledged by a matter of $0.03 every 6 seconds.

#WhatWomenWant, on #ValentinesDay & every day, is respect. Respect for our bodies, our #reprorights, and our work at the office & at home.

It's wild that Trump unfollowing Kellyanne Conway on Twitter is the best indicator of his attitude towards her. 2017 is quite the year.

One down! #OutLikeFlynn twitter.com/nytimes/status…

Beg, borrow, cheat, steal Lie to make my feelings real Whine, blame, cry, shirk Trick the public, skip my work #GOP #ProtestChants

#DearIndra @IndraNooyi: As an Indian American, I oppose #MuslimBan. Will you oppose #MuslimBan & #DumpTrump business council? #NoBanNoWall

@CNN need higher contrast in the bars, please! These aging eyes need your help. Thank you!

This times a million. Best tweet of the night. twitter.com/fritzisdead/st…

@nytimes uh, the falcons defense played more than twice as many plays as the pats.

@ghoulchantsistr this one. I'm still relearning to tweet. twitter.com/TheMovieReacto…