Ananth Ugrasenan

Checking out twitter in the morning

My stocks are soaring... I'll be rich soon... very soon...

Soaring no more - maybe I'll have to wait a bit longer. I'm in it for the long haul. Even a week if that is what it takes.

Donald Trump lays down the law

In accepting VP nod, Mike Pence uses phrases from Reagan, the Bible — and Bill Clinton? wapo.st/29UX2aW

New video shows moments before @NorthMiamiPD shot unarmed man with hands in air: wsvn.com/news/local/vid… @BrianEntin snpy.tv/2aa7ZHY

Ted Cruz is so evil that his aura is scrambling the video wall behind him.

"I, am Malcolm X.” #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

“You can leave Europe! You can go wherever the hell you want!” Icelandic commentator after win. Voice of #Euro2016

Scotland's First Minister @NicolaSturgeon on potentially blocking British exit from EU bbc.in/264XBZu snpy.tv/28W5hSj

Jesus deserves the tip; he did a great job. The best! slate.com/blogs/the_slat…

White dude yelled "Thank You, Come Again" during my first show in Denver tonight. It's 2015. WHITE DEMON HACKERY

@Hanes ComfortFlex? More like ComfortRip!

#bobbyjindalissowhite that he mispronounces his own name.

Why Innovators Hate MBAs slate.me/1tzteFk