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@anapplebright

a crown prince of deadpan

vancouver Katılım Aralık 2011
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WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN't thE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS?????
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@coldbam some of those birds were very cool and chill to be fair
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@Trumpordie2024 @Alaskan0832 @Travis_4_Trump definitely possible. army of random kids doing random harm good concept here brother. you look like if tony hale was not allowed within 1500 feet of a school
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credit where credit is due
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my spotify account got hacked by someone with extremely cool taste which sucks ass because now i have to listen to the partridge family like 300 times in a row to cancel them out
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the month when i was the most psychologically unwell ive ever been in my life i listened to one song by the partridge family so many times i was in their top 0.05% of listeners for the year and 4 years later it's still my most played song of all time
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the idiots go international!!!!!
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spin instructor said pride is a protest and said everyone is valid, "even bisexuals" then immediately blasted good luck babe
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mind your own business thanks
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when u ask an american if they can name a city in canada
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spotify: we see you have been exclusively listening to nigerian afropop lately! do you wanna know a secret? me: yessssss spotify: we think you might like... me: yessSSSS..? spotify: we think you migHT LOVEEE- me: YESSSS? spotify: sabrina carpenter the espreso song
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geoguessr is perfect for people who want to be like "waittttt but where the hell am i???" at least 25 times a day
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i used to tech an open mic and can confirm that somewhere between 1/4th and 1/2 of guys would get up and start with something like, "okay, so, what did i do today... uhh," so it was basically just livejournal for 29 year olds named bryce
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@coldbam to be fair sometimes they run out of stuff to talk about and just play youtube videos of ducklings but. still.
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this just means i contain multitudes, right? it does not mean that my social skills are precarious at best, right?
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by age 25 you should have at least one group chat that sends tweets that are like "just gromped my grumble ol' grampus style" then everyone says "THIS IS SO [your name]" and it forces you to immediately evaluate what it means to be a person
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