Andrew - Black Lives Matter

Me: “oh, someone really awesome followed me back, I should make a good impression” Also me: *sends 33 consecutive tweets about butt plugs*

@FirecrackerFran Oh my god 🥵

@FirecrackerFran Ooh, you’re back! 🔥

@slutriarch I always feel like “separate the art from the artist” only works (if it works at all) when the artist is dead. You wanna separate Picasso’s art from the fact that he was a scumbag? Fine. At least buying a print of Guernica doesn’t help him do more horrible shit.

This is the stupidest saying. She uses her money for evil, why would I contribute to that?

@Kateness8 I bet she’s eloquent

I’m guessing my vagina has a southern accent because she’s down south

@vampireskwrl The truest romance

This is romantic right?

ONE PERCENT IS REALLY FUCKING HIGH AND WE SHOULD ALSO BE YELLING THAT MEN NEED TO STOP RAPING, ABUSING, AND MURDERING WOMEN.

@angel_0f_deathx Oh dear lord 🔥

Hips too powerful, they’ll kill you

@Jane_Doe82 😍

She’s a 10 but you’re afraid of Arabic numerals

@the_fit_fem 💙💙💙

Last day on my trip to take care of my kid. He spent most of the time I was here in the hospital, but we got one night and a full day together. That boy was first one to own a piece of my heart. My heart is not whole without him. Being a mom of an adult kid is so difficult.

@angel_0f_deathx 🥵

please pay attention to me

“God damn these electric sex pants”

@meghanttucker Jesus, we have Troncels now?

Please notice that he shoves her in anger No matter how hornt I got I would never fuck this person again Forget ICK- I'd lose ALL attraction & affection immediately. They did this to themselves Using an unenthusiastic partner's body because YOU can't self regulate? Die 🔪

Now I know why Paddington 2 is absurdly highly rated. It really is a delight.

@AllisonRFloyd *scrolling* “She kind of looks like Allison… oh… duh”

Smile lines aren’t age lines, weirdo. Here’s me at 21 with the same smile lines and a worse camera 😂

@meghanttucker Pfft, I’ve been done with the gym since like 2016 (But seriously, that’s awesome, bravo to both of you)

6:30am & the Ginger and I are *already* done with the gym 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

@angel_0f_deathx This is as eloquent as I could be here

@angel_0f_deathx … holy fucking shit

@AllisonRFloyd Oh for shit’s sake 🤦‍♂️

I was today years old when I learned about Tired Girl makeup, and may I say, as someone who lives with debilitating chronic fatigue and has for the past 15-20 years:

@meghanttucker @TheAngryest @RecklessBehavi5 @RhinoEnclosure Honestly, this kind of seemed like how it was gonna turn out, but it was worth checking on

I JUST SAW TINY COWBOY BOOTS IN TARGET THATS ALL, MY BAD @TheAngryest @andallya @RecklessBehavi5 @RhinoEnclosure