Andre
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YNW Melly requests to be released again after being in jail for seven years.
He’s been in jail for 2,600 days
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I’m confused.
When @w_terrence puts on a wig and mocks Maxine Waters or Jasmine Crockett, conservatives laugh.
But when @druski puts on a wig to mock Erica Kirk, now it’s offensive?
Be consistent. Either it’s all comedy or it isn’t.
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People be like “I remember when haircuts were $10.” Yeah I do too.
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@jacksonhinklle He hit Trump with his own "Thank you for your attention to this matter" 😆
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🤣🇺🇸🇮🇷 IRAN'S MILITARY SPOKESPERSON DELIVERS ENGLISH MESSAGE DIRECTLY TO TRUMP:
“Hey Trump, YOU'RE FIRED! You’re familiar with this sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter. The Central Headquarter of Khatam al-Anbiya."
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@TaraBull Lick'em Low Lisa thought her white Karen tears was going to save her.... It's didn't 🤣🤣🤣 shout out to our good brotha 🫡 @ogafroman 🫡
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@PatCallaway @hippyygoat Come on, not you believing fake news as long as it fits your agenda... oil prices are $97 today and rising. What will you say when its $120+?
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@DatPiff Gucci swag stupid, stupid retarded and I just farted, where's my carmex, ugh
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@fiscaldofim Legally speaking if this was in the US would it be murder charges against the robbery victim since the robbers were leaving the store and he followed them out? US laws often seem to favor the criminal
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Dois homens tentam assaltar uma loja de conveniência, mas o plano dá errado ao se depararem com o proprietário armado.
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@TheICHpodcast I must be dumb 😭 if the bat is 1 dollar why wouldn't the ball be 10 cents since the total for both is $1.10
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Togi attempts a ChatGPT IQ test and scores a 47…
“Those questions were way too f*cking hard”
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@HasMMAPeaked @francis_ngannou @arielhelwani By the time they actually fight It'll end up like Manny vs Floyd when 1 or both fighters are passed their prime and the fight will be underwhelming
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Watching this story unfold yesterday was very interesting. I have lots to say, but for now, Jonny boy, if you manage to get your freedom, then let me know. You deserve that $30M+ after everything you’ve done for the sport, and they should be rolling out the RED CARPET for you.
Jonny Meat@JonnyBones
Hey everyone, I wanted to address Dana White’s comments from this past weekend, because the truth matters to me and the fans. Dana, you were heated about why I’m not on the White House card, but let’s clear something up. My team and I were actually negotiating with the UFC for that fight. Real negotiations. I even came down from my original number, and what was I offered in return ? I was lowballed . Yes, I have arthritis in my hip and it’s painful, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fight. So let me get this straight, if I had accepted the lowball offer, suddenly my hip would be fine and I’d be on the White House card? That doesn’t make sense. I even received stem cell treatment last week to get ready for the White House card, and training camp was scheduled to start today. I was preparing to be ready. I understand business deals fall through sometimes, but going out publicly and saying things that aren’t true isn’t right. After everything I’ve given to the UFC , the years, the title defenses, the fights , hearing that I’m “done” is disappointing. Especially when as recently as Friday UFC was calling me trying to get me on that White House card for a much lower number. If the UFC truly feels like I’m done, then I respectfully ask to be released from my contract today. No more spins, no more games. Thank you to the real fans who know what’s up. Bones out.
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@OrwellNGoode Throw some mustard and pickles on them and those were actually good af
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@JerseyG327 @FanSince09 I wonder if people who make Trump their entire identity have even once criticized him for anything, or does he do everything perfect in their eyes
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Imagine Obama wearing a cap to pay respects to fallen shoulders. Fox News would brought back slurs from the 1800s that were thought lost to history
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Trump looks absurd wearing that white baseball cap during the transfer of the fallen U.S. soldiers
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@RZgwTZThmB29287 @KillaKreww Hes on bail and is going through the court process, he has a court hearing next month
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@Whiteboy7thst Too bad he’s a complete piece of garbage human being.
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Legendary Call of Duty commentator "ONLYUSEmeBLADE" has confirmed all toes on his right foot has been amputated 7 months ago. Ironically his plan is to start streaming on Kick.
Sunday Chill commentary ✅
Gun game reactions ✅
Greatest knife only player ✅
Get well soon Blade ❤️
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@MaxTwain24 Jim Carrey does not give a shit about botox, fake hair, and his appearance. Jim has always been an idol of mine. THAT person on the right is NOT Jim Carrey.
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What mental illness causes people to say “it’s a clone” and not “it’s a 64-year-old with a bad facelift and fake hair and Botox?”
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Nope. Not a chance in hell that these are the same person.
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@davidhayes1017 "tell the police that im cappin" maaaaan even if a cop can understand what hes saying not a single one would think the nepo baby is fr
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BREAKING: T.I. son ‘King Harris’ who also goes by the stage name ‘Kid Saiyan’ drops a DISRESPECTFUL Music Video Dissing 50 Cent!! 👀
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ASÍ FUERON LAS ÚLTIMAS HORAS CON VIDA DE “EL MENCHO”
Vivía oculto en la sierra. Cambiaba de casa cada dos días y usaba disfraces para evitar ser detectado. Tenía 59 años y padecía problemas renales y hepáticos. La DEA lo había ubicado un mes antes cerca de la Laguna de Sayula y seguía sus movimientos.
Se despojó de la mayoría de su aparato de seguridad y se quedó con unos pocos hombres para bajar su perfil se desplazaba por veredas aisladas. Ese descuido permitió activar el operativo en Tapalpa. El líder del Cártel Jalisco Nueva Generación fue herido en un enfrentamiento y trasladado en helicóptero a Ciudad de México. Murió durante el vuelo.
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