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I still don’t get how that is a red if he literally kicked the ball Where do you want him to put his foot? In slow motion it makes it seem like he had enough time to remove his foot when he didn’t

Rashford's behavior after losing the ball is shameful. Walking, jogging, watching. Zero intensity or desire to sprint & counter-press. The contrast with Raphinha's behavior in these situations is striking. #AtletiBarça

@mean_field_zane Congrats!! Super well deserved (atleast from the tweets)

I’m very excited to formally announce I will be starting my Economics PhD at UChicago’s Department of Economics as well as entering the Joint Program in Financial Economics with Chicago Booth. There’s no place like home away from home!

Why is that not a foul on fermin? He was held back from making a run even if he wasnt in play of the ball

Lamine yamal oh my god what a pass

Look closely. Between these two moments, our species has performed miracles. We have mapped the blueprint of life within our own DNA. We have built “brains” of silicon that can outthink their creators. We have pushed back the darkness of disease. Infant mortality has plummeted, and millions of children who would have been lost to the earth in 1972 are today alive, dreaming, and contributing to the global chorus. We have sent robotic emissaries to the edge of the interstellar dark and peered back at the beginning of time itself through mirrors of gold. Technologically, we are a different species. We are more connected, more informed, and more capable than any ancestor could have imagined in their wildest fever dreams. And yet, look again. From this distance, the borders remain invisible. You cannot see the “holy” ground over which we spill the blood of our children. You cannot see the walls we build to keep our neighbors out or the ideological trenches we dig to bury our common humanity. Despite our leap from vacuum tubes to artificial intelligence, we remain haunted by the same ancient tribalisms. We use 21st century technology to prosecute Bronze Age grudges. We have changed the climate of our world, but we have yet to change the climate of our hearts. We are still a toddler civilization, playing with matches in a library of irreplaceable wonders. The contrast is our great paradox. We have the power of gods, but we still possess the temperaments of the territorial primates from which we rose. We have learned to fly between worlds, but we are still struggling to learn how to walk together on this one.

On this day in 1979, Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto was hanged. A dark day in Pakistan’s history. Can’t believe that fucker was only hanged once.

@TeslaOnDiet Ok but in Miami there's no guarantee theyre a couple....

I’ve seen this in Miami before. Nothing new

@mean_field_zane Congrats!!!

I accepted my best offer 😎

@solanisoleil I think university is what you make of it (no matter where you go). Some weeks you study, some weeks you're chilling and going out with friends (lots to do in toronto!!!). Other weeks you're focusing on personal projects, it's all about what you decide to work on

@androonme actually im kindof more surprised you talked to anyone at all isnt uoft like a crazy study school

this... being the university im going to next semester... oh #okay.

Deleted more lines of code than I added today, and Garry Tan came to my desk with a gun and shot and killed me

I hate it when one of my tweets goes viral. My twitter is my diary, all im here to do is to rant about my sad life

@R_A_King_ A2c and r/chanceme fundamentally changed me as a person

@androonme I browsed A2C during peak COVID in my application year... literal hell on earth

I go to university with actual evil people man

@cneqvrc Also just might be sessional gpa instead of cumulative. But the guys fucked cuz medschool admission basically requires a perfect 4.0 x.com/i/status/20403…

@androonme how the hell do you drop your gpa that much from losing notes lmao I keep my GPA well above 3.85/4 US equivalent and I've never formally saved notes ever.

@R_A_King_ Oh god the a2c reddit gives me nightmares to this day. I browsed that shit so much back in grade 10 man

@androonme someone has to slime this dude out bro... WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with someone like this. Reminds me of a A2C reddit user

@R_A_King_ x.com/i/status/20403…

@androonme But also, this is 100% fake, because it's impossible to flunk that badly just bc of notes. You learn most of the stuff by making notes and summaries in the first place. I'm in the same major; if someone burnt all my notes on finals week, virtually nothing would change.

@lettuce_isgood Regardless im still like 80% sure this was ragebait

@lettuce_isgood I think its possible for something bio adjacent where you've to memorize a shit ton. 50% finals + no notes + a shit ton of memorization will probably do it. Something like math/cs/eng id agree that losing ur notes isnt that big of a deal

@chaosandink Ive genuinely never seen this happen here 😭😭😭. Like everyone I've talked to has always been super helpful. It might just be a thing with some majors

As someone who graduated from UofT ten years ago. Some things never change. I’ve had classmates checkout resources they didn’t even need but I needed because of my essay topic…just so I can’t use them. There’s a lot of evil that goes around that place