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AndyTee

@andy9_thomas

Don't do pigeon holes but if you suffer injustice I'm with you. And if you have to put up with sham democracy and it's associated cunts, even more.

Anglo-Cypriot, London, Europe Katılım Nisan 2020
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AndyTee
AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@justified_jamms Good! Job hunting is tough so whatever happens, keep your chin up... Unless you're in a pub car park with @glooface at 2am and he's swinging for you 👍🏼
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justified
justified@justified_jamms·
Interview coming up at 3pm. Wish me luck!
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AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@Lea_EFC I follow you because it's like tripping for free 😍😍
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Logan Gott
Logan Gott@LoganTGott·
Claude DESTROYS ChatGPT for marketing on LinkedIn. I put together the Claude LinkedIn Marketing Funnel (below) Claude is by FAR the best at building building marketing funnels. I use my info combined with my prompts to build out marketing strategies, assets, and funnels. My prompts are INSANE and replace entire marketing teams. I compiled ALL my Claude prompts into one doc: • Lead Magnet Generator Prompt • Lead Magnet Asset Prompt • Lead Magnet Funnel Build Out Prompt • Claude Landing Page Prompt • Personal Content Database Prompt • The Premium LinkedIn Profile Prompt • Competitor Analysis Prompt • ICP Analysis Prompt • Tech Stack Want access to the doc? → COMMENT "Claude" → FOLLOW me and I'll DM the doc!
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RedAlways@PATRIOT2117·
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll bet you $500 that I can bite my own eyeball.” The bartender thinks about it and says, “It’s a bet!” The man proceeds to take out his glass eye and bite down on it. The bartender is pissed off at his own stupidity for taking the bet. He hands over the money. Then the man says, “Ahhh. I feel bad. I’ll give you a chance to make back your money. I will bet you 500 more dollars that I can bite my other eyeball.” Now the bartender knows that this guy cannot possibly have two glass eyeballs, so he takes the bet. The guy, laughing, takes out his fake teeth and makes them bite his other eyeball! Regretfully, and angrily, the bartender hands over another $500! “Okay…okay! I really do feel bad for taking your money. If you will, take one more bet for me and most likely you can make back your $1000. If you will slide an empty glass down the bar, I will bet you $1000 that I can run full speed and piss into that glass while I’m running. But… this is going to be difficult, so you have to give me two chances!” Well, the bartender knows that this is impossible, so again, he takes the bet. He needs his money back! The man lowers his pants, and the bartender yells, “Ready, set, go!!!” He slides the glass and the man starts to run, and urine goes everywhere except in the glass. The man with no pants says, “That’s alright… I get one more try, remember?” So, the bartender again slides the glass, and the pantless man takes off running, with urine going all over the bar, splashing onto the bottles on the shelf behind the bar, and even on the bartender himself. The bartender is elated. Jumping up and down and laughing hysterically, he screams, “I knew you couldn’t do that! Give me my money back!” At the same time, a man at a nearby table yells, “Godda**it!” The bartender says, “What’s your problem?!” The angry man says, “He bet me $10,000 that he could piss all over your bar and all over you and that you would jump up and down and be excited about it!”
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AndyTee
AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@clockending Strip out all the crap and noise... this is probably the most soothing and wise thing you'll ever read from a football fan ♥️
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Scotty Gooner@clockending·
OK Gooners, I realise for many of you, especially the younger of you, today will have been a tough day. I am old enough now to have learned to compartmentalise the losses, especially the many League Cups I have seen us lose. None of this is made easier by seeing the small % of morons abusing our manager and players but let’s focus on ‘us’, the real fans, and our team. Here are some words of comfort for you. Yesterday was a bad day at the office when we needed a good one. Odegaard, Merino and Eze out did not help as we lacked any flow in midfield. Havertz, as we know is not a midfielder. Kepa was a huge mistake, hindsight is a powerful thing, City played their number 2 but ours let us down. He sucked the energy out of the game and handed them the first goal. We all need to realise how lucky we are to have Reya, he controls the game and we should use this to let him know how we feel. Hincapie was not the right call. He is solid but Califiori gives us tempo which is badly needed. If we were asked which of the 4 competitions we were in, which we would give away, this Carabao Cup would be it. We can use this disappointment to abuse each other and the team, or to allow them to learn and go again. Most of these players are just kids, the pressure on them to deliver to our fan base is enormous and they will only fail if we fail as supporters. I urge you all to put it behind you and, like our team, refocus on the amazing opportunity we have for glory this season. Apart from the moronic rival fan banter and TalkSport, there is nothing we need to hide from. Let our success be their downfall, their constant abuse shows we are a team to be reckoned with. Finally, please remember this is Mikel’s first job. He has brought this club from a place of despair to serious contenders, without him we could easily do a Newcastle or even worse a Spurs. The majority of football fans go a lifetime without ever winning anything. Football is about supporting your club, NOT demanding success. I for one will back my team no matter what happens, deep down I know success is coming and that is all that matters. Arsenal till I die. Peace out ✌️ #COYG
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Lea
Lea@Lea_EFC·
Carabao Cup Final Prediction 👀 🔵 Manchester City 2 🔴 Arsenal 1 Get Involved / Thoughts 💭
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AndyTee
AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@justified_jamms @glooface Oh look! I was walking along and there was a £20 note on the floor. Can I buy 4 and get one free?
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AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@MikeyHotspurs Steady Mikey, you've got more important things to fret about today 😱
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AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@menscoach1 That's not modern women - that's lost souls, so your post says more about you and the company you keep. Try meeting some normal people 👍🏼
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TOP G@menscoach1·
Most modern women will follow this path: -Be a total wh@re in her 20s, get shit, tattoos, travel and party. -At 29, become very religious, meet a rich simp that ignores her past, make him wait for s3x, marry him -By 35 have your 3 kids out of the way. -At 38, get bored of him, take half his shit, the house, and the kids, and be a total whOre again. By 40, become a life coach, and teach other women how to live life.
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AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@MikeyHotspurs You're not a conspiracy theorist, just a desperate nuttah 😝
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Mikey Mike@MikeyHotspurs·
HARRY KANE NEW PROFILE PICTURE Call me a conspiracy theorist but…… He’s coming home
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AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@glooface I did this once but a bit arrogantly and he ended up leaving my delivery with a neighbour - 5 minutes away! As long as you ask nicely it should be fine.
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Glooface@glooface·
If an Amazon delivery man is approaching on the map is it considered bad form to contact them to ask them to pick up some bits at the shops?
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AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@Mr_Sal_ @DWPgovuk I guess what he's saying is that it's alright for him to game the system because you know, he's got to help save the country... Ffs!
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☆Mr Sal☆@Mr_Sal_·
Hey @DWPgovuk do you need to review Gary Taggart's benefits? He doesn't appear to be having too many problems with his 'right shoulder'🤔 He's from Greenock if that helps you find his records.
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Sensation@aapkisensation·
What does this picture teache you
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AndyTee@andy9_thomas·
@MikeyHotspurs Seeing as you're so eclectic, go and watch some peak Wenger replays, and we'll just get on with winning it this year 😜
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Mikey Mike@MikeyHotspurs·
Officially the worst thing to happen to the beautiful game He’s made the Prem unwatchable
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Mikey Mike@MikeyHotspurs·
CARABAO MICKEY MOUSE TROPHY Who remembers when Spurs won the league cup in 1999 and again in 2008? The abuse we got from our bitter rivals was insane They used to tell us it was a Mickey Mouse trophy and laughed at us Until they got in the final against Birmingham in 2011 Then all of a sudden it became a major trophy in the build up to that game And then guessed what happened? They lost in the final and each and every fan were instantly visited by the men in black and all had their memories wiped Well here we are again this Sunday, 15 years after they last made it to the final If they do go on and win it I’ll be reminding them that it’s just a Mickey Mouse Cup And if they lose it will be bottle 1 of 4 I CALL THAT A WIN WIN
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