andy c naranjo (updates only)

Reactivated for the attention. I’m gonna be published, weeeee!

I didn’t know that. I didn’t know Wild Wild West stuff is called Western. I thought there was a difference between the rolling tumbleweed and like, you know. Cowboy hats. I might actually be the biggest fucking idiot of all time. In my defense, I’m from New York City.

This is a very important update for everyone: As I was putting on my (fake, purely for aesthetics) cowboy boots on, I told my husband “maybe one day I’ll write a Wild Wild West book.” He looked at me, blinked, and said, “You can just say Western. You know that, right?”

You know when something good happens to you and you’re like, “yeah okay but things can go wrong,” but then something good happens to someone you love and you’re a feral monster screaming at the office and you’re like, “FUCK YEAH IM GONNA RAM MY HEAD INTO THIS WALL LFG”

@melophorical i just stared into the void myself

@andy_c_orange Me when I found out frfr

Reactivated for the attention. I’m gonna be published, weeeee!

@24hrYABookBlog Thank you!!! I hope I can keep adding to the small but growing pile!

@andy_c_orange congrats, more latinx fantasy makes my heart so happy!!! 🥹🎊💖

@themoosef I know what I’m about

@andy_c_orange hashtag relatable

@SteelHester The problem with comps like Little Thieves and Princess Bride is those books are So Good and mine is like, Okay…….

@andy_c_orange A BOOK? BY YOU? WITH LITTLE THIEVES AS A COMP? I will be feral

@KaylaAncrum i love the idea of "possession set them free." i wrote an entire academic paper on mononoke possession for my tale of genji class in college and spent an entire semester screaming "POSSESSION IS FEMINIST"

The Corruption of Hollos Brown tbh Also, reading reviews for it has been so fun, like hell yeah possession set him free, hell yeah "i don't even know what to say about this book" I also do not know why they're letting me write this stuff either!

@ChelseaBigBang I love her so much

I know everyone loves Andrew and yeah yeah me too whatever but Amelia is SO charming

Got them dressing in costume?!? I cannot believe I’ve watched thirteen seasons of this bananas show.

This Midsomer Murders episode is absolutely bonkers. Wild Wild West village in the UK? The silver spurs that are sparkling clean? A very British man calling himself Billy the Kid? Ridiculous. Absolutely incredible.

As a girl who went to HS in the Bronx and lived right across the bridge most of her life, I hope I can one day be able to attend as an author.

@KaylaAncrum This is so funny to me because now that I think about it, I’ll have a similar trajectory, from mediocre courtesan to court jester because this bitch just won’t stop yapping jokes and the king will guffaw once or twice and be like “yeah, keep her for rainy days”

—he’ll be like “oh 😕” And then I’ll have roughly 30 seconds to convince him to give me a job title change before I’m killed sloppy style. Idk this just sounds like what I’m supposed to be doing.

I know in my heart that I was truly meant to be a mid-tier courtesan of an ill-liked king, surrounded by eunuch guards, who I flirt with daily, endangering both their lives and my own. That feels right, feels natural

"My dad passed away a couple of years ago, and I don't really speak about him very much…” Her father worked as a peacekeeper for the U.N., and her family lived in Jerusalem before she was born. "That was literally what he was doing-trying to broker peace in that area”

incredible things happening on the morning walk today

@ct_calella Nothing to see here 🫣

@andy_c_orange 👀

I, too, crave the attention that comes from a vague post. 🙃🙃🙃🙃