Andy Murr

@ToffeeWeb Ok, it’s the hope that kills us everton fans! With the squad Moyes had to work with I’m just about happy

Sum up this 25/26 season in one word below. 👇

@BBCSport Henderson, Spence and Gordon 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ 😂😂😂

It's official 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Thomas Tuchel's 26-man England squad for this summer's World Cup is locked in 🔒

@EvertonNewsFeed Nope, think we need a younger version

🤔Would you give Idrissa Gana Gueye a new contract this summer?

@TacticallyMatt Such an Everton end to the season! It’s the hope that kills us!!

There was a geniune chance of Europe heading into today. There was a bigger chance when we were 1-0 up and results were looking good elsewhere. To fold and lose 3-1 is absolutely embarrassing. No longer strong at the back, and have always been disappointing going forward.

@deneils @RonClay06918170 @SpursOfficial Then gives a goal kick!! Joke of a decision

VAR checked and deemed Fernandes “accidentally handled the ball while grappling with an opponent.” The knock-on (no pun) of this incredible, atrocious, baffling none decision could actually be the end of @SpursOfficial as we know it. Madness.

@cricketandcrops It will be in Russell’s next week getting repaired! 😂😂😂🤔

Can’t resist an offer, £67 down from £95 so it’s now on the shelf 🚜

BREAKING NEWS: “Starmer denies knowing he was Prime Minister” Sir Kier Starmer has revealed that no one told him until last Tuesday he won the 2024 election and had become PM. He told Beth Rigby “I was totally kept in the dark by my officials. I’m really angry about it.”

@NilSatisNews George! But McNeil will !

💭Who would you START in the Merseyside Derby blues - McNeil OR George? 👇

BREAKING: Spurs become the first team in history to have zero New Manager Bounce three times in the same season

Can’t understand why Man City don’t cross the ball as soon as they have the opportunity! Frustrating to watch

Who knew?? 🤦‍♂️🤔🤔

About time someone said this. @jimmy9 👏

🚨Jimmy Carr ROASTS Keir Starmer “We’ve got Keir Starmer, who seems nice enough, but somewhere in the midlands there’s an Asda missing its manager.” 🤣

So the minimum wage just went up and the government is very proud of itself. Here is what they are not telling you. Your wage goes up. Your tax goes up. Your National Insurance goes up. HMRC takes its cut before you see a penny of that £1,500. Now your employer is paying more for every single person on their books. They are not absorbing that. Nobody absorbs that. So prices go up. The coffee you buy on the way to work costs more. The lunch you grab costs more. The haircut costs more. All of it costs more because the people serving you are now on higher wages too, and their employers did exactly the same thing. So you got a pay rise, and everything got more expensive at the same time. Almost like it cancelled out. If they actually wanted workers to keep more money they would cut their tax. That's it. That's the whole idea. But that would mean the government collecting less. So instead they raise the minimum wage, taking a cut on the way in and benefit from the price rises on the way out through VAT, and call it a historic day for working people.

If I was a Bristol city fan I’d be so disappointed in hearing the news that Roy was our new manager! Awful manager and such a backward step! Why not go for an up and coming manager?? 🤦‍♂️

Wayne Rooney was miles better. #EFC

@FinKitch Mad that we are looking at European places!! 😂😂

Mad that all of our Champions League rivals have lost this weekend

Come on moyes! Fresh legs needed @Everton

Palmer finding too much space #coyb

🚨And there you have it. Sly News are finally GETTING IT! If Labour actually cared about reducing carbon emissions and making us less dependent on imports from Qatar they would do *MORE* drilling in the North Sea. @Ed_Miliband's entire Net Zero argument DESTROYED in 2 minutes