theandyballoch

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theandyballoch

theandyballoch

@andyballoch

general idiot + I sometimes make spicy content- OF link below 🫠

Melbourne, Victoria Katılım Ocak 2008
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theandyballoch@andyballoch·
Dad: you should put another few bottles of bubbles in the fridge Me: it’s not even 3pm! Dad: it’s been a long year. And THAT is a fucking mood I appreciate.
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theandyballoch@andyballoch·
I guess… who wants my alt? 🤣
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theandyballoch@andyballoch·
Genuinely, what happens if I say cis here?
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A local, queer venue (not queer owned) was shunned by local drag artists some time ago after an incident and the current entertainers are giving Demon Twink Eurovision (not a pejorative).
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theandyballoch@andyballoch·
@samxmcgowan Lean in, I say! Howl at the moon. Bring a cake to work for Sandra, even if there isn’t a Sandra there. ESPECIALLY if there isn’t a Sandra there. Say things like “oh, just like the warden told me they would” under your breath.
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sam@samxmcgowan·
having insane dreams. convinced someone is stealing my socks from the laundromat. cried watching an architectural digest video last night. i’ve become a total loon.
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theandyballoch@andyballoch·
Don’t mind me, just writing two very different shows, both of which are about death. This should be fun.
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theandyballoch@andyballoch·
Even the earth’s crust is like “padam padam”
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theandyballoch@andyballoch·
Quick question: was there, like, a Vince Colosimo tour of ‘98 where he went to EVERY. SINGLE. PIZZA. SHOP? That genuinely seems like what has happened.
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theandyballoch@andyballoch·
Fuck @micomfestival for honouring a transphobe while trans folk are being targeted, attacked, and killed the world over.
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