Jay Wymarra

@lushscreamqueen "Ambitious & Low Morals: a redacted history of the Australian Government"

@talldarkfunny Everything is a bed food if you have ambition and low morals.

I want a t-short that says "Lasagne is *NOT* a Bed Food."

@dianespencerfun Meanwhile in Gondwana...

Morning everyone 💖

I sincerely thought you'd have to discard your material possessions, scale a mountain, pray at an ashram for decades, and subsist of rice and salt to attain the kind of enlightenment @tonilodge just gives away! 😂😂

@OneTopicAtATime Pride is a great comedy workshop.

vibe check. type “pride is” and let predictive text show who you are this month 😤😤🌈

I know I'm gonna lose points for this but Happy Pride whatever-it-is. I experience time as a liquid and rn my brain is an hourglass rolling down a steep hill, I barely pay attention to my calendar, just know I love you, mama needs to lie down now 🏳️‍🌈✊🏾

I painted the asexual sky!

In this series, I'm going to talk a great deal about my achievements, and drop a solid anecdote you can barely glean something from. You will come out admiring me and learning very little. Join my master-class now.

Thank you for making the last weekend of @micomfestival an absolute cracker! @talldarkfunny was brilliant & @OliverLColeman was at his absurd best All shows will be on our pod stream soon! #micf #micf2023 #comedy #melbournecomedy #Melbournednd #dnd #dndcomedy #live #podcast

@mrtonymartin As a millennial, I've never felt so seen 🙄

Cartoonish boomer on 3AW talkback saying that millennials could afford a house if they'd simply stop spending all their money on 'cappuccinos and 70-inch TVs'.

Saw the fabulous @bokla and @talldarkfunny in "An Evening With The Wymarra-Boks" last night! Great split bill of 2 fun, cheeky acts. A very funny evening with a coupla boisterous babes: bit of sketch, bit of standup, and a KILLER finale 😉

My favourite thing about Melbourne? They will never run out of scruffy, bespectacled hipsters wearing patterned sweaters underneath their rainjackets. Times may change, but that will remain.

What happens when you comparative syndrome to someone who compares themselves to you? Does the loop go on until some kind of portal appears?

Ok, it needs work but hear me out... Jurassic Park but its just an US tour group in present-day wilderness Australia. And they're only saved because one of them was actually listening to Blackfullah tour guide. 👍 or 👎

(7/10) •Jay Wymarra - An Evening With The Wymarra-Boks •Lizzy Hoo - Woo Hoo! •Matthew Vasquez - Chilean Like the Miners •Michael Hing - Long Live The Hing •Nina Oyama - We Should Hang Out!

@Briggs Quantifiable

What’s your favourite word? I’ll retweet the best one.

I'm officially a grown up. You want proof...? I just had a nightmare that I hadn't updated my bank details with work. That's it.

Stop is 25 today!!! 🥳 To celebrate its 25th anniversary, here is a new, fun video from our original shoot 25 years ago! 💃 Watch it here: spicegirls.lnk.to/StopAlt #Stop25 @spicegirls

Happy International Women's Day to ALL women 🙏🏽

Finally got around to watching Clerks III... I might not be Gen X and I know criticism comes from all directions when it comes to View Askew, but honestly? Well, damn @ThatKevinSmith -you got me. You got me good. I can't possibly ask you for more so I'll just say thanks man 👍👍