Jay Wymarra

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Jay Wymarra

Jay Wymarra

@talldarkfunny

An alien in the world wearing a big, cushy mansuit. Comedian 🎤 Writer 📕 Cumberbitch 🖖🏾 Saibai Koedal, Meriam, Gudang people 🐊#TallDarkFunny

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Jay Wymarra
Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
@lushscreamqueen "Ambitious & Low Morals: a redacted history of the Australian Government"
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Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
I want a t-short that says "Lasagne is *NOT* a Bed Food."
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Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
I sincerely thought you'd have to discard your material possessions, scale a mountain, pray at an ashram for decades, and subsist of rice and salt to attain the kind of enlightenment @tonilodge just gives away! 😂😂
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OneTopic@OneTopicAtATime·
vibe check. type “pride is” and let predictive text show who you are this month 😤😤🌈
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I know I'm gonna lose points for this but Happy Pride whatever-it-is. I experience time as a liquid and rn my brain is an hourglass rolling down a steep hill, I barely pay attention to my calendar, just know I love you, mama needs to lie down now 🏳️‍🌈✊🏾
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Caldatelier@caldatelier·
I painted the asexual sky!
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Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
In this series, I'm going to talk a great deal about my achievements, and drop a solid anecdote you can barely glean something from. You will come out admiring me and learning very little. Join my master-class now.
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Tony Martin@mrtonymartin·
Cartoonish boomer on 3AW talkback saying that millennials could afford a house if they'd simply stop spending all their money on 'cappuccinos and 70-inch TVs'.
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dibbo@ldibbo1·
Saw the fabulous @bokla and @talldarkfunny in "An Evening With The Wymarra-Boks" last night! Great split bill of 2 fun, cheeky acts. A very funny evening with a coupla boisterous babes: bit of sketch, bit of standup, and a KILLER finale 😉
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Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
My favourite thing about Melbourne? They will never run out of scruffy, bespectacled hipsters wearing patterned sweaters underneath their rainjackets. Times may change, but that will remain.
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Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
What happens when you comparative syndrome to someone who compares themselves to you? Does the loop go on until some kind of portal appears?
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Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
Ok, it needs work but hear me out... Jurassic Park but its just an US tour group in present-day wilderness Australia. And they're only saved because one of them was actually listening to Blackfullah tour guide. 👍 or 👎
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Ethnic City
Ethnic City@ethniccityshow·
(7/10) •Jay Wymarra - An Evening With The Wymarra-Boks •Lizzy Hoo - Woo Hoo! •Matthew Vasquez - Chilean Like the Miners •Michael Hing - Long Live The Hing •Nina Oyama - We Should Hang Out!
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Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
I'm officially a grown up. You want proof...? I just had a nightmare that I hadn't updated my bank details with work. That's it.
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Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
Happy International Women's Day to ALL women 🙏🏽
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Jay Wymarra@talldarkfunny·
Finally got around to watching Clerks III... I might not be Gen X and I know criticism comes from all directions when it comes to View Askew, but honestly? Well, damn @ThatKevinSmith -you got me. You got me good. I can't possibly ask you for more so I'll just say thanks man 👍👍
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