Andy Dips

@TimesRadio ok, tell me the truth @StigAbell and Kate McCann, please There’s a smorgasbord of words you possibly use in any given broadcast, but I keep hearing one in particular? What’ve I missed? 🤣🤣

@KastmanMelonie @joeroganhq Exactly. Recycled.

@joeroganhq "Copy no one" Macintosh 1984 Jaguar 2024

The comments won’t disappoint. 😂

@BronyW 100%

I failed maths in Matric. Failed it on lower grade! I went on to work for Anglo American, Standard Bank. And now I run my own business, helping people across the globe to tell their stories. Tell your kids that their Matric marks do not determine their futures 💛

@AirFranceUK 13 check-in counters at @HeathrowAirport and only thee open (3 of which are business class). Really?

If you design a certificate of achievement using Comic Sans, we cannot be friends. Or acquaintances. In fact, I’ll pretend you aren’t even alive.

@davetrott 💯

"A heat pump is up to 4 times more efficient than a gas boiler" is a much better headline. #subheadshouldvebeentheheadline

My astonishing human insight for today: it is impossible to enjoy ramen quietly. Thank you for your attention.

@BronyW @ortambo_int 😂😂

@andydips @ortambo_int You’re gonna miss us! 😂😂

@ortambo_int seriously? 16 desks and only 2 customs officials on duty? Really?

@TimesRadio anyone know if the new PM knocked off at 6 yesterday?

@grightford @keano81 🤣🤣

Unleash your inner proposition! Thank you @keano81 for keeping it real and reminding us to stop laddering up to nonsense. Also what is that lipgloss brand? I must have it!

@zimmiehippie Never had instructions for a cloth before🤣

You probably don’t believe me, but I bought a little microfibre cloth today (for my laptop screen, lenses etc) and it came in a beautiful box with an instruction manual.

@drizzleanddip The audiobook is on Audible and it’s beautifully read.

@andydips Yes I saw it years ago and now want to watch it again if I can find it.

I'm really enjoying following a whole bunch of hikers who are currently walking the Pacific Crest Trail in the USA. It's an approximately 3000 km hike from Mexico to Canada through some breathtaking scenery. Also very challenging. Many walk a full marathon a day 😳

@StratScorpion Our industry is just one big word salad buffet right now.

After 15 years in advertising I need to come clean: I have no idea what brand pillars are Even in a house of brands, the pillars don't seem to have anything to do with keeping the roof up

@Sober_Kate Well done … you keep it up!

@janee @VikkiRossWrites @RitzCarlton 🤣

@VikkiRossWrites @RitzCarlton And ready to kill the art director for fucking up the alignment!

Somewhere in the world is a copywriter who was VERY pleased with themselves when they wrote those two opposite words right next to each other 💫 #CopywritersUnite

@BronyW @2OceansMarathon @gerdarun @ASICS_ZA Oops🧻

30k @2OceansMarathon runners (including champion @gerdarun) are walking around with a spelling mistake on their post-race t-shirts. How does this happen? @ASICS_ZA 🫣😣

Thanks @rshotton - bang on.