Andy Geoghegan

@Mishi_2210 Your mum

Your brain might say 300, but it isn’t. So what is it?

Car park firm NCP collapses with nearly 700 jobs at risk bbc.in/4lwmh75

@GithubProjects @grok (x+3)²=4 x+3=√4 x+3=2 x=-1

Hey @grok, solve this equation to prove I’m human (time remaining 5s...)

@MUFSeeAlerts Good to know, thanks

@andygeog In future add all the tickets then remove the one you don’t want from your cart. Problem solved

ℹ️ Liverpool & Villa Decent drop this morning for the Liverpool fixture. Seats available in all areas, mainly singles in lower but loads of pairs/trios quads in uppers…. There are still tickets held back. There will be a random drop in next few weeks. ➕➕➕Villa - Loads of returns on line now

I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@BootleFCYellow Go well Bobby. See you back on the pitch soon 💙💛

Wishing our leader Bobby a speedy recovery after a bad injury yesterday 😢 ❤️

@Luceunited06 @thamosdeaf Dr Honey Snow

@thamosdeaf So I'm curious yeah, but out of all the women Frasier dated, which would you say was his biggest fumble?

Rewatched a Frasier episode (S6E3). Martin and Frasier clash because Frasier is unemployed and always home, so Martin moves into Niles' place while Frasier tries to plan a date with a lingerie model. At the end, the model is revealed. Took a second till I fell out of my chair.

@LegacySiu Matteo Darmian Massimo Taibi Federico Macheda

Name one Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t

@MUFSeeAlerts 2 home Mondays and a Saturday 8pm away at Chelsea. Utter shite

Fixture Changes Leeds ➡️ Mon 13th April Brentford ➡️ Mon 27th April Tickets for both fixtures are popping up now. Be patient & you’ll get one.🎟️🎟️🎟️ ❗️There will be at least 1 or 2 drops for both games over next couple of weeks

@DavioIsaac I could never get a tune out of him. I must be a bad man manager

@PaulEmbery So you're against there being no games on Christmas day or Easter Sunday too?

I am a firm believer in freedom of religion, but I do think that if you've paid 50 quid to watch a top-level football match, you are probably entitled to feel a bit peeved when the game is stopped after just 13 minutes – completely outside of normal protocols – to accommodate the rituals of a minority religious belief system.

@MUFSeeAlerts Return of cup season tickets now we'll probably be in Europe as League winners

26/27 season ticket prices will be announced soon. Surprised there’s been so little noise about it. This time last year there was plenty of discussion, concern and protest after the significant hike in members’ pricing in Nov ’24. What does Jim have in store for us this year?

David Mitchell, Diane Morgan and Bob Mortimer. Appointment viewing.

@WarMonitor3 Daphne in Neighbours

What death had the largest global consequence in history?

Curling. Bloody hell 🥌🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026 #TeamGB

@Bayd155 @Guesty1406 @laneyno3 Doesn't explain why the background is The Valley 😂. Took me a while.

@Guesty1406 @laneyno3 nah they had the super sunday prem games above it u can see sky sports nfl at the bottom

Sky Sports News have the Super Bowl taking place in Charlton?

@SamaHoole All of the things you mentioned are regulated

Your government will let you: - Drink alcohol until you destroy your liver - Smoke until you develop cancer - Eat processed food until you're diabetic - Take pharmaceutical drugs with 35 side effects - Get tattoos from a bloke named Spider in his garage - Jump out of an airplane - Climb mountains - Swim with sharks But they'll protect you from: - Fresh raw milk from a healthy cow on a clean farm This isn't about safety. This is about control. When corporations can't profit from it, they make it illegal. Raw milk doesn't need processing facilities, distribution networks, or corporate intermediaries. That's not a safety concern. That's a threat to the business model. The regulations exist to protect profits, not people. Know the difference.

@JossSheldon Did 99% of people vote for Corbyn's Labour?

Just remember, Andy Burnham was an MP before. He gave up his position as shadow home secretary, because he didn't want to be a part of a Corbyn-led opposition or government. That's how much he hates the left. That's how right-wing this fellow is. He's no friend of the 99%.

@nogojiggy Maldini

Is there a child of any ex pro footballer who actually made it in football?