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@FaruqBashar @EuropaLeague @ChampionsLeague @UEFAcom @UEFA @FIFAcom @ManUtd . Kindly Investigate @AndreyOnana for Match Fixing Please!!

@ifedayo_johnson Yabuku Manage ... We have done it.. You can do it too 😁😁

How do you expect Masters students to receive lecture 4 days per week? First and the best una 😂😂

@OTStee @Arsenal Ehn Ehn nau aspa your fellow Londoner nah 😁

@andykay63 @Arsenal Make Chelsea fan console me?

Full-time at Wembley Stadium.

@OTStee @Arsenal Lolzz... I will Tell M.O.E to console you Bro 🤣

@Arsenal Tired of you guys, but I still love you 🔴❤️ 3 trophies left, we keep heads up 💪

@ultimate_kombo I remember how you were crying like a M@d Man the other day when Atletico defeated Barca, saying the officiating was Bias. Continue!!!!

Manchester United you are a disappointment #bournemouth #mufc #PremierLeague

@juniorb7_60446 @_JayCT @ManUtd Okay, Whatever makes you Happy.

@andykay63 @_JayCT @ManUtd It was an own goal

Another day, another Bruno assist 👌

@_JayCT @ManUtd U know better more than Man Utd Official page nah.

@ManUtd This is not an assist officially

@_fw21 @ManUtd As u know better pass official Man utd page nah.

@ManUtd I don’t think it was counted as an assist tho

@RusCryptos65955 @ManUtd List....

@ManUtd Day 1 of posting till the fans voices are heard. Hello @ManUtd you guys should scout midfield from Spain. Creativity matters alot and ability to withstand pressure form gameplay. I can list 10 players to scout. Thanks you MU 💯

You deserve this, Ben ❤️ Our striker collects his #PFA Fans' Player of the Month award for February 📸🏅

@BashorunBtmo @AmehoVivienne @Nig_Farmer She is right.... Lockdown didnt start until 2020 Officially.

@AmehoVivienne @Nig_Farmer In Nigeria not outside Lockdown started since 2019

In 2019 when COVID hit & govt announced total lockdown everyone panicked & were rushing to stock up Guess the first item that finished in every mall, store & supermarket? It's Tissue paper! You're shocked too right?! Adults fighting on who will take the last pack. Every time I remember that scenario, I asked myself what's special about tissue paper? Is there something I'm missing here? What could cause that?

@eniolawantsyou @drpenking Weyrey 😂

@drpenking Stop looking down on women and tarnishing their image online… you guys should learn to mind your business and let girl be girl… instead of asking her “how much?” go straight to the point and ask “how much for short time?”

If you see a lady posting videos like this, your conversation should not be like, “Hello, can we get to know each other?” It should be like, “Hello, how much?”

@heyitzpearl Hey.... How are you? 😊

Today is a good day . My steps are ordered by the Lord .

@OloriOfOloris @yabaleftonline @Gidishina1 Lazy Youth 😁

@yabaleftonline @Gidishina1 Thank you oo my Muslim sisters and brothers

FG declares Thursday, March 19th, and Friday, March 20th, 2026, as public holidays to mark Eid-ul-Fitr.

@eazi_white1 @arojinle1 . See the king of the Jungle.

The bloke in this picture is an average sized man who is probably not the most physically imposing specimen. He was ambushed & attacked by a large male lion but this man was not ready to be the lions lunch, he killed the king of the jungle with his bare hands. A 190+kg apex predictor was killed by an unprepared & unarmed 65kg unfit middle aged man.

@meggiebangz You want Data? 🙄🙄

Konji pls not now , I dey manage this my data 🥹

@FmofLagos1 @BlehisBack @tz_anny Are you an MTNner?

@BlehisBack @tz_anny I’m not happy The holidays falls on the day I work from home 😩😩😩

9-5ers 🗣️ We have 4-day work week for the next 4 weeks

@TheRealBunmi08 @NigeriaStories You get Bad Mouth 🤣

@NigeriaStories Sun re oooooo Booda mi, oni mu ku mu ATI oni fa ku faaa Ondo ti gbe e debeee

On August 5, 2018, the Nigeria Police arrested a suspected thief who slept off in his victim's house in Owo, Ondo State, during a stealing operation. He was arrested with 400mg of Tramadol while he was sleeping. He was still sleeping when he was paraded by the police. In fact, he "slept" until he died eight days later August 13, 2018.

@Duke_of_Ugbowo @hannytalker You go hear "have you checked on Azure Portal"? 😁😁

@hannytalker You’re not informed. I work in IT. We usually get requests to disable users on AD (Active Directory). Some deactivation requests are effective immediately. When we do this, you won’t be able to access anything via any endpoint.

Do Banks inform people before they sack them? I heard you will just come to work and discover that you can’t sign on, that’s all. Your supervisor/manager will be the one to break the news to you, and this can happen even to an Executive Director.

@orioninc_ng Omo 😲

Omo see as BBL burst 💔💔💔 x.com/Ask_Of_MacDidi…

@Mr_JAGs Tell them ooo.. Demand don Pass Supply. The European are ready to pay x10 to get our Oil shipped to them... Wahala wa ooo..

Energy Crisis

@chibuzor_saint1 @NigeriaStories ...The Demand is Greater than Supply globally at the moment. The only thing you can say is "Why the FG no get its own Refinery".

@chibuzor_saint1 @NigeriaStories So Nah Mandate Cause the War in Iran Abi? Or you don't know what is happening globally? Sentiment apart, Let's be factual in our reasonings. There is fuel scarcity across Europe. Dangote is a Business Man, He wants to make Profit just like any other business Man...

The Dangote Petroleum Refinery has halted petrol loading until further notice. Tanker drivers already queued at the facility have been instructed to leave the premises, with all operations currently paused.