Andy McLean🔴⚪⚫

men arena manchester united champions league final youtu.be/SqSEANZKuFc via @YouTube

Wayne Rooney called this goal the best in Premier League history! 😮‍💨

one of the best replies on X from last year 😂😂😂

Keith is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith has opened 7 gates, occupied a barn roof for 11 consecutive days, cleared an entire knotweed stand worth £4,000 to remove chemically, eaten Steve's bindweed, been in the churchyard twice, been in the road an estimated 14 times, eaten the water heater instructions, been in Dave's kitchen (standing there, not eating anything, just standing), and filed the structural details of every fence on the farm into a memory that has never once been cleared. He has done all of this while also being the single most cost-effective conservation intervention on the property. These are not separate facts. They are the same fact. Keith does not distinguish between the work and the escape. The escape is work. The work is escape. The fence is a project. The project is completed. The project leads to the next project. The knotweed leads to the churchyard. The churchyard leads to the road. The road leads back to the east ditch. The east ditch was cleared in one season. There is a man named Steve who has filed twenty-nine formal complaints about Keith. Steve's bindweed is gone. Steve does not yet understand that these are the same story. Dave has £387 in gate receipts, a positive net outcome column on every row since entry seventeen, a churchyard booking for next month, and a corner post with a 4mm flex that Keith has known about since Margot's visit and has not yet acted on. Not yet. Keith is not done. Keith is never done. Keith is ten thousand years of Zagros Mountain goat compressed into a Devon field, and the fence between him and the rest of the world has always been a negotiating position rather than a boundary. Be ungovernable. Do the work. Leave the field better than you found it. The knotweed is at 6%. Keith is thinking.

🚨Leaked footage of how Man United sold Garnacho to Chelsea. 😂

Imagine being laughed by your staffs, your players and the fans after that sh!t trapping? Liam Rosenior could've peacefully resigned on time 😭😂

His first bite of pizza! 🍕😂

@Morrisons I have just seen the story about Sean Egan. He tackled a shoplifter who then spat at him. He gave your company 29 years of service and you sack him. What an utter shithouse firm you are.

Pleased for Ayden Heaven tonight, more great experience for him. He looks strong to me.