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@Kalasinga_ Hii inakaa tu huko kwetu busia, tofauti ni palm trees tu.

My sister is in Bali and has sent us this photo. Save for the palm trees, this could be a village in Gatundu. Heck, even with the palm trees, this could be Kwale.

@Dmukundi @IAMRAPCHA WANTAM!

@IAMRAPCHA Men often buy drinks for each other, but it's rare for women to buy beer to random strangers. At EABL, marketing is dominated by woke women, free merchandise section is outsourced, and the CEO focuses on profits over consumers and bars. Anyways we blame it on Kasongo 1 term.

I knew that alcohol company would die the day I saw a Kenyan gay man advertising alcohol Alcohol is a masculine product and no straight man would touch it after that Gay men can advertise products like female sanitary pads and it would sell, but not alcohol

@khendofm_kenya @amerix Wueh, mhenga.

@amerix Elect women,get... Also add Nakuru County,it will be messy, noisy and chaotic in the next 5 Years! Women shouldn't lead, they shouldn't have access to government offices, they're born as loyal followers not leaders like us men. Nature designed it that way. #MashujaaDay2022

Chaotic counties in Kenya - Meru - Machakos - Kirinyaga - Homa Bay - Kwale Premium tears will unfold in that order. Not my words. It's nature's design. Bookmark. #MashujaaDay

@munenechris_77 @georgediano Inakuwaga almost immediately ukiweka line ya equitel.

@georgediano I once opened an account, saved money there and they gave me an Equitel SIM card. Calls started streaming both on my Safaricom and Equitel lines. Mikora!

You visit equity bank to withdraw cash in bulk, unaona teller ameenda huko nyuma then anarudi after 2min. Kumbe alikua ameenda ku-alert the errand boys. Hiyo pesa huwezi fika nayo mbali, unakula risasi. Na hakuna siku utaibiwa from other banks, ni equity tu. Equity bank Tellers should not be allowed to use their mobile phones during working hours, they are worse than politicians.

@georgediano I keep asking, in 2025 bado Kuna mtu Ana bank na equity, yet huko ni playground ya wezi

God is definitely protecting other ppl from me no cap! lol

@_fwambui Pia Wazee wanaoishi karne iliyopita ki akili.

2027 hakuna kuchagua viongozi wanono

@ahmednasirlaw @thee_alfa_house How? Yet willy was coward when elections were stolen whereas maraga was not. Or was there a change in the English meaning of those words we weren't notified about but you were.

@thee_alfa_house Resume. Track record.

So Tanzania denies CJ Willy Mutunga entry to the country. Tanzania welcomes CJ Maraga to the country and rolls the red carpet. Both travelled to observe the trial of the opposition leader. TZ Intelligence is LETHAL. They know Willy is POISONOUS. They know Maraga is HARMLESS.

@KenyanSays Hizo ni story, Ata ukuwe nazo zote, kama huna asset kama title or logbook, hutapewa loan. Na ukipewa unsecured haitakusaidia coz interest rates ziko juu sana. Na kama ni credit card hutapewa limit inaweza kuku saidia.

A Banker explains why most business people don't get bank loans!

@RyanPatrick1991 😂😂😂

Grandpa is based as fuck!

@amerix 58g of sugar and 164mg of sodium in one bottle, my lord!

You are educated, yet you drink this concoction of chemicals believing it will give you energy. You learnt in Biology that energy is a product of the Kreb Cycle in the Mitochondria but still believe markerters who sell this poison. Is your education helping you? #FoodFriday

@dsdlx @hudumaManda 😂😂😂 Unasema ad inapigwa delivery na g4s, lazima uende utumie pesa, by force.

@hudumaManda Salary ikigonga 250k ads za ndege ya Diani na Zanzibar hukuja mpaka na SMS

Hao watu wa Microsoft ndio nashangaa niaje wanapanic. Mimi nikalipwa ata 500k for kitu 2 yrs, I will be good enough to survive the rest of my life without a job. What do you mean some guys wanaweza rudi ushago after losing a job that was paying kitu 500k+ na umekuwa hapo 3+ yrs?

@shobanes Yocean are among the few companies given tenders to supply meters for kplc. That's why kplc nolonger gives meters, you go and buy from kina Yocean. Now it makes sense how they got it.

Yocean group I know because they have a ka nice PR piece on the Daily nation on what they do which is assembling transformers for Kenya Power.

Down a mini rabbit hole. There's a 3.5 Billion proposed contract for carbon credits/trading between the Kenyan Government (Environment and Forestry) and a company called Suni Smart Energy for accelerated financing and planting of 15 Billion trees to reduce emissions. 🧵 Thread

@Vickyjr Nduthi, makanga, na kuwa owner wa Prado.

Kuna job ukianza kufanya unakua mjinga automatically. Wewe unajua gani?

@Teddjosiah @YungSimbarashe @wangechikenya OK tediddy josiah

@YungSimbarashe @wangechikenya 😂😂😂😂😂 let me laugh!!!!!!!!!! Wa!!!!!! When she says who she is talking about you will be shocked. I didn’t work with her but skuma jina am ok with that if it makes u guys happy 😂😂😂😂😂 @wangechikenya over to u…..

Incase y'all are confused, @wangechikenya is talking about that horny Motherfucker Ted Josiah.

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@amerix You should have realized by now that the reason there is very little money in circulation, is because of the government mopping up currency to buy the dollar to keep it at that price.

This doesn't make sense.

@danaceda If I was Naivas I would have called bluff and closed and dismiss every employee for a day and issued force majuer on suppliers, ungeona how fast they'd have recanted that statement.

The idea that a bunch of MCAs can randomly show up to a business and "conduct an inspection" and then call a press conference declaring that the business and all it's branches be closed is peak banana republic. We are in the matoke

@amerix @ubuntujustice They think we can't see thru their manipulation.

@amerix These fools at @ubuntujustice think we aren't aware of the demonic narrative thay are trying to push. If you check their page, you will see so many "woke" stuff being pushed as equality

DISTASTEFUL UN-AFRIKAN BILLBOARD: After Trump dismantled USAID and its crooked affiliates like predatory IVY-LEAGUE schools like Harvard, the radical feminists have found a safe haven in Afrika. In Afrika, we have stupid leaders who collect money from foreign NGOs and diabolical universities in disregard for our values as Afrikans Look at this billboard. It says, "The African Family is Strong?" What do you think is being depicted here? • A happy, jovial woman carrying a happy child. • A man, shaven, wearing a prison uniform, tucked under the armpit of a woman who is towering over him. Or, It is the woman's son who is also depicted as a useless boy who looks like a slave to the woman. In this case, where is the father? These are ideologies deliberately being pushed to destroy our values and break the Afrikan family. These radical lunatics know that the only way to conquer a society is to destroy the family structure. A family is made up of • FATHER • MOTHER • CHILDREN. Reject the crooked, un-African ideologies pushed by radical feminists and lunatics. Pay attention. #BetterTogether