Andrew Pearson

@SarahRo52103551 @2STEPSHURLEY @TheGriftReport not a nice person? he called me a prick for pissing in glasgow

@2STEPSHURLEY @TheGriftReport agreed! He is the airplane food of comedy! He is not a nice person either!

I'll start, Nish Kumar.

@Ianstanley2023 @lady_valor_07 Beautiful film when ur an adult. Me and my suster had that taped off the telly on repeat from 7

@lady_valor_07 Watership Down.

Gremlins! You?!

@benonwine smeagol wants his ring back

🚨 Greta Thunberg and beau skip Gaza flotilla amid sexual misconduct allegations. Greta Thunberg has reportedly opted out of the latest Gaza-bound flotilla just as controversy swirls around behaviour onboard previous trips. What was meant to be a high-profile “aid mission” has instead been dogged by claims of activists acting anything but serious. Meanwhile, fresh images show Thunberg back home in Sweden, relaxing with photographer Chris Kebbon a world away from the cause she’s championed so loudly. From climate strikes to flotilla drama… the focus seems to have shifted. Is this activism or just attention?

@anditsgoodnight @Matt_Pinner Andy Burnham would be great but they shat it and said he couldn't run.

@Matt_Pinner Nobody within the Labour Party that’s for sure!

Who/What would make a BETTER Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@MbarkCherguia that was years ago bawbag

Pink-haired Just Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What’s your reaction to the sentence?

@aditiraaaj1 @grok to smoke a fag

@StuffWorthSee In the Uk you get taught that when ur 12?

Why didn't our teachers make it this easy?

@DerRohlSouness put the rugby on stv the now and tell one of them its common assault. Man up u wee fanny

Is there even a compliance officer in Scotch football anymore? Or did it serve it's purpose to derail Rangers previously? This is common assault and a retrospective 5 match ban. Could've fractured the Motherwell players skull. Maeda must be punished.

@20th_Centurygal Electric 6 - Fire

Name one album that’s perfect from start to finish. No skips. No filler. Just pure greatness...🎶🎸

@sebleonard93 @AGCeltic__ Is it English?

@AGCeltic__ I just had a stroke reading this

Callum McGregor tonight is ahead of the Glasgow Derby game Sunday, replying there are is starting lineup that which proud of Martin O’Neill the in Scottish Cup this weekend. Thank you Matt O’Riley 💚

@zarahussain999 no u stupid cunt it's because they have paid to watch football.

Muslim players break their fast for Ramadan during the football match between Leeds United and Man City. Leeds fans boo and whistle. Is this more evidence of Islamophobia in Britain?

@DaveD59677217 @TheLiberal_ie if its the glasgow i grew up in it will alreadry have been done

@TheLiberal_ie Local boys better rectify this asap.

A Scottish grandmother posted the following today, begging the public for help: "This is my grandson, Lucas, being attacked by a gang of Asian youths. Lucas attends BELLAHOUSTON ACADEMY in Glasgow. Lucas is 12 and from the day he started at this school, he has been bullied for being white and little bit overweight plus he is tall for his age. Lucas has ADHD and a degree of Autism. These youths are from his school and are older. They told him they will Rape, Stab or Shoot his mother. They are terrorising the whole area and have been for around a year. We have now involved the Police, Media and written to the Board of Education. He is terrified to go back to school, Lucas is the kindest boy you could ever wish to meet. This has to stop". Share this and show what’s really happening.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 stupid dicks think this is england where they get away with it.....this is glasgow, their faces will be hunted down in a couple of days and their dads shops will probably be burnt out already

🚨BREAKING: Autistic Scottish schoolboy is BEATEN and ATTACKED by a mob of migrant boys in Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 This is absolutely horrible, apparently this boy has been targeted for over a year by this mob in the BellaHouston area❗️ BRITAIN NEEDS REMIGRATION ⚠️

@eurofounder #thingsthatdidn'thappen

I witnessed a stabbing in Berlin city center today Police pulled me aside "Can you describe the attacker?" "Tall. Maybe 180cm. Black jacket." "What was his ethnicity?" "I'm sorry?" I asked, shocked at this racially motivated question "Was he white? Black? Arab?" "I don't see how that's relevant" I replied "You're right" the officer agreed, and closed his notebook "I hope you find whoever did this using non-discriminatory policing methods" I said Justice will come. But it must come without bias The quiet racism of law enforcement is never an answer

@venom1s needs a massive black cock to even touch the sides theese days

Madonna 67, is dating 29 year old soccer player Akeem Morris. 38 year age gap. No woman says anything about that. But Leonardo DiCaprio dating a girl with a 30 year age gap, and women are calling him a pedophile. Why the double standards?

@RFC_Michael_ @EuropaLeague @RangersFC Rangers pu a complaint in yet?

With Celtic advancing to the knockout round of the @EuropaLeague. They will play the second leg of their play off on Thursday 26th February, just three days before the Old Firm Derby at Ibrox. 😮‍💨

@BruceHBond @FBAwayDays Those hurt

It is being reported that The Premier League may introduce a Pride-themed match ball. It will run across a dedicated double Premier League gameweek from February 6 to February 13, during which every club will host a home fixture. 🌈⚽️

@lady_valor_07 wank

What's your first thought when you see this bathroom?

@WhiteHouse Insulted the British troops. Go fuck urself u cowardly cunt.

THE PRESIDENT OF PEACE. 🇺🇸

@jimbos_tweets @KieraDiss who the fucks daein a rob on that cunt?

@KieraDiss He will soon be on the phone to them if he’s ever getting robbed.

“I’LL SWEAR ON MY OWN DRIVE, YOU SOFT C***!” These officers got more than they bargained for when they knocked at this door at midnight looking for someone who wasn’t there. To be fair, they were giving plenty back.