Andy Roberts

@SoreenHQ funniest advert you’ll ever get for malt loaf

@Iskillia @DeepAcademy @Antrelial @MatteoPaolini_ @Splekh @newheavenmc @TeamNewRise @Minecraft @PlanetMinecraft @Mojang Wow this is so cool love your work, I really love the spires can I ask what blocks you used for them please

Today I present, "Aman, The immortal lands"! It' my @DeepAcademy application but I mainly made it to be visitable so enjoy... 😊 Download/PMC: planetminecraft.com/project/aman-t… Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=lNFKsB…

@CarolFr54505971 @QEMrsWright Undoubtedly they are all heroins I agree and what they’ve achieved is amazing. It just doesn’t need the comparisons with the men to help fuel division when what they’ve achieved should be about uniting people and celebrating difference.

@andyroberts1977 @QEMrsWright Well they did until recently! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️Anyway still heroins for me I know they are *spinning more plates* than men do for sure!!🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Men: Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!! Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself. ⚽️💪🏃🏻‍♀️

@CarolFr54505971 @QEMrsWright All the players in the final are professional footballers they don’t have other jobs

@QEMrsWright That was my first thought!These girls also have jobs,they work for a living too!The men just get given inflated salaries yet can’t even score a goal!!Can’t wait to see what these girls do next! No crowd trouble either, the fans were all well behaved too,so well done all!👏🏼👏🏼🤩🥳

When you both get the blue stork shirt memo at work with @AliRVowles

@paulturner67 With those ears if she really wanted to go she could fly herself 😂

7 years ago we looked after a dog called caramel The family moved to Australia and said can we keep her She has become part of the family and sleeps with one of my daughters every night This morning a text from Australia saying they can afford to fly her over now Your thoughts

@AvrilSainsbury @roktraktor Yeah this photo was taken in December guys

@roktraktor It’s unbelievable. I think maybe some are in denial or slower to see the reality of our situation. Stay safe Dan x

That’s right, all stand close together for the photo...

Please donate to my amazing wife’s challenge raising money for @MummysStar a great charity by being dressed by our daughter Poppy for 7 days

I kinda hope Trumpty Dumbty sits on his wall and I’m hoping more that Trumpty Dumbty has a great fall #trump #wall #makeamericaniceagain

@itvfootball I thought your commentators were supposed to be impartial. The commentator on the Brazil game is so biased towards Brazil and especially Neymar he should be embarrassed #neymarbrownnose #broadcastingjoke

Gorgeous Crew ... with Chris (left) and @andyroberts1977 @BBCBreakfast xxx

Surprise visit from Chris Packham @BBCSpringwatch for our @BBCBreakfast weather live with the ever popular @carolkirkwood

Live in Bourton on the water this morning for @BBCBreakfast weather with the lovely @carolkirkwood

Sunrise in the Cotswolds this morning early start for the breakfast weather with the lovely @carolkirkwood

@EntertainerToys I don't imagine it's best policy when I'm asking your advisor how to make a complaint to hang up on me #customerservicefail

@CharlotteGay92 More importantly did you make it in time for your free lunch

Should police on horses have to carry poo bags like dog owners @ASPolice what do you think

@DrWinnieKing @Elementary_CBS @jonnyjlm @LucyLiu Love it we've watched all the series last of the most recent series tomorrow night can't wait

@TheLastLeg managed to photobomb Boris's press call by accident it looks like he's stolen my cake

Fun day with police dogs and a load of school kids twitter.com/aspolice/statu…