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@IGN All the homies hate EA

Dead Space producer suggests we won't get Dead Space 4: "The numbers just aren't there." bit.ly/4eHp0sS

@ReddCinema When you’re holding down the X button to interact

Woman pointing a gun at a computer for some reason, 1998

@_Jyggalag_ As such

Bretonnia seemed like a faction for pretentious douchebags until I realized the sheer fun of oppressing peasants

@BLOX @CobsonsTopGuy_7 This was more a knock on mixtape than anything else

@angryoatmeal28 @CobsonsTopGuy_7 i didn’t say anything about it being a bad episode, if you look at my other replies im praising how much i liked this episode

Mixtape is a game made by someone who didn’t have friends who really wished they had friends and made this game on what they thought a friend group was like

@BLOX @CobsonsTopGuy_7 Somewhat unfair, this episode was actually fairly well written

@CobsonsTopGuy_7 Why do all of the characters in Mixtape just look like this dude

@deusimpera Chudlamange is pretty objectively a better choice compared to the woman who blinded her own son.

“The Pope said so.”

@JohanCarnisRex @TsuchinokoT_H Bro has a .500

@angryoatmeal28 @TsuchinokoT_H Mmmmm…Batarian face meat.

"I'd rather kill 300.000 batarians than let a single autistic child suffer" That's my commander Shepard

Chips drenched in curry sauce at Shamrock Rovers - 💶 €8.50 (£7)

@batcavebr Oh they’re gonna ruin it

🦇❗️Bom... é rumor do 4Chan então leve as informações abaixo com MUITO cuidado, mas um leaker alega ter detalhes do próximo game da Rocksteady, que seria um jogo baseado em Batman do Futuro: - O leaker afirma que o estúdio quer superar o fracasso do game do Esquadrão o mais rápido possível, com um foco total renovado em Batman - O jogo será escrito por Paul Dini, com o retorno de Terry McGinnis como o herói principal no papel de Batman do Futuro, em vez da ideia anterior de Damian Wayne. - o leaker afirma que escolheram essa história de Batman do Futuro para impulsionar a franquia e fazer algo novo, e justificar reaprender velhas habilidades dos jogos anteriores, o que só pode ser feito com um novo Batman inexperiente. O principal vilão é Blight/Derek Powers - Os eventos se passam anos após Arkham Knight em uma Gotham futurista inspirada mais em Cyberpunk 2077, mas com um estilo mais realista e sem carros voadores - Terry McGinnis neste universo não é um clone de Bruce Wayne, mas é um garoto de rua aleatório que é acolhido pelo Batman original. - O leaker mencionou que o jogo está sendo desenvolvido no Unreal Engine 5, e que o sistema Nemesis estará presente de uma forma que garante a cada jogador um inimigo único e personalizado - O jogo não se passará inteiramente em uma única noite como os jogos Arkham anteriores, com pistas de diferentes mecânicas de travessia e equipamentos além do Gliding

@MoonXplorer Shareable

IM NOT CALLING THEM LAUGHABLES

what the fuck do we call them then

@Helldivers_NOW They would need an MBT before that game mode would be viable

Imagine if there was a "Tank Surge" modifier and you duke it out while using the Bastion.

@dickbutt_dirk @Lorgarwasright2

@angryoatmeal28 @Lorgarwasright2 At least on Armageddon I would be able to fuck around with cool future guns before I die. Living in a commieblok with 20 hour work days instead of 8 would be actual torture.

@FighterPosting It’s boring tho

Solarpunk is utopian, not dystopian. The punk is the decentralized individualism and the optimism that saving the planet doesn't require human extinction. It rejects predatory corporate tech, and globalist urbanism that makes everyone an npc in a lifeless grey violent metropolis

@NeoconBorys There’s a difference between a martial society, and a society with a strong martial tradition.

Warrior cultures are all just LARP. No sane being wants to live in an actual warrior society like Sparta, which maintains a strict class-based hierarchy. They have accomplished quite literally nothing throughout history, while also being completely morally bankrupt.

@Tppl__ @celestialysia0 Yes

@angryoatmeal28 @celestialysia0 And also an infinite amount of variants who did

Is Angstrom just bad at math? If the multiverse is infinite, there should be an infinite number of good Marks too. Is he stupid or just blinded by trauma?

The darkest alternate timeline 💀

@ultrakillblast Them!

More giant bug movies, please.

@Tppl__ @celestialysia0 But there would be infinite variants who did not.

@celestialysia0 I saw someone say this awhile back. The reason why it’s nearly impossible to find any good Mark varieties is because most died fighting Omni man

@Corneliusj_3 @Techniacus @IterIntellectus Yuh

@angryoatmeal28 @Techniacus @IterIntellectus Only if you’re hideous

i'm sorry but if "70% of men on dating apps don't go on dates" is shocking to you, you really need to touch grass