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KINTOBOR IS CANCELLED

IT’S ALWAYS BEAT ❌ICHIGAN. #LetEmKnow

I’d pay damn good money to shove myself from 8th-10th grade into a locker

George Springer is being removed from the game after taking a pitch to the foot

@Anonymous731618 @PefferP @CodifyBaseball red sox game

@PefferP @CodifyBaseball I don’t think you’ve experienced a real Logan Gilbert shit the bed game

The Cardinals hit 4 home runs off of Bryan Woo today.

@ChipotleTweets Can you reply to me

check the glovebox, u stocked?

Then, they had the audacity to try to kick us out to close up shop in the middle of us eating our already, quite honestly, crappy meal which I don’t believe I should have paid $15.38 for. Can you please contact me for further investigation into this..I don’t think it was worth it

And whatever else they had was barely left. I was the last one to be served, and my portions were honestly terrible as well. They had promised the people left in line that there was going to be a restocking in 15 minutes, but then they just ended up closing the store. (2/x)

.@ChipotleTweets your store at 930 N Division Street Spokane WA 99202 is horrible. I went to order my food and then they ran out of nearly every single item imaginable. They ran out of rice right after I was served, they had one type of bean, they had no chicken, no veggies (1/x)

KIMI ANTONELLI WINS FOR THE FIRST TIME!! 👏🏆 WHAT A DRIVE! 😮‍💨 #F1 #ChineseGP

KIMI ANTONELLI IS ON POLE IN CHINA! 👏💨 It's his first Grand Prix Pole Position in F1! 😮‍💨 #F1 #ChineseGP

@NFL @Seahawks no more taunting penalties

Be a goldfish, Sam.

Dawgs 🤝 AP Poll

Had to put a few thoughts down... It's going to be hard for me to sleep tonight. Been reflecting all day on this and it's overwhelming to think that this could be the final night that we ever spend as Mariner fans without knowing what it's like to be going to the World Series. Almost 50 years of waiting could be over by this time tomorrow.  Only team to never play in the World Series.  That label has stuck with us our entire lives and its really a part of our DNA as baseball fans. Who we are. Always on the outside looking in. Watching somebody else accomplish the things that we've been dreaming about. The butt of jokes. Always looking up and seeing that list of World Series appearances and seeing a big fat ZERO next to our team. Sitting here tonight, thinking about the idea that all of that could change tomorrow night is stirring up all kinds of emotions that are unlike any other sporting event I've ever been a part of. I've been nervous as hell before games. But this is different. This is about the biggest scar suddenly going away and replacing it with the biggest dream we've ever dreamed. I don't think this would just be a sporting event. I think it would be one of the biggest accomplishments in this cities history. And to me, it's all because of the wait. It's all because of what we had to go through to get here. One of my favorite things that we've ever done on KJR is the Friday before Super Bowl 48 and the Friday before Michigan played Washington for the national championship was taking calls from people telling us who they wanted the Seahawks and Huskies to win the title for. People calling up crying, talking about their parents, brothers and sisters, kids, aunts and uncles, coworkers and friends. I wish we could be on the air tonight to do that segment and hear everybody say who they want to win this for tomorrow. I know everybody has somebody. I have my dad who passed away three years ago and the Mariners that fall immediately ended the playoff drought and the next season the Huskies played for the national championship and here we are at the doorstep of a World Series. I wish so badly that he was here to be part of this with me. I wish everybody who dreamed about this could be here to see this. There's nothing more I want than for the fellas to wrap this up tomorrow night. I don't know about you but the last game feels like the biggest most challenging step yet and I desperately hope they can take it. The franchise deserves it. Players deserve it and above anything else, we deserve it. We've been waiting a long damn time for this and man what a beautiful sight it would be to see our patience get rewarded tomorow in Toronto. I want this so badly for us. I know you do too. If any players happen to see this, kick their ass for us tomorrow night guys. And go be heroes.  Go Mariners.

QB1️⃣ pulled up!

BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are in agreement on a deal to acquire third baseman Eugenio Suárez from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN. The trade is pending medical review.

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@AdamThaSportFan andres munoz

Ryan walker blowup outing Emmanuel Clase is broken Devin Williams doesn’t have it so far Edwin Diaz is inconsistent We pushing for best closer in the game

@yveslatlaurent who r u

@anirvdh Shut up

#Seahawks signing FA QB Gardner Minshew. recently released by the Raiders. Minshew, a former WSU player, was originally a part of the trade, but his part fell through last second. Alas, he signs with the Seahawks, hoping to be a crucial part of their rebuild.

Hey @grok, based on my tweets, which public figure, past or present, do I sound like?