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Happy New year! Na @JahdehMuli unipee manyuol ya ku survive as a baddie in 3rd floor, now that I’m closer to 50 than 20😂😂😂

@Koganda_254 @FaithOdhiambo8 @gloria_kimani @Benign_Overlord @ckanjama Hapa learned friends nikama walibant 😂😂😂

@FaithOdhiambo8 @gloria_kimani @Benign_Overlord Can’t wait for @ckanjama to start accusing @FaithOdhiambo8 of “undermining his leadership” just because she’s doing what a Law Society president is supposed to do showing up, following up arrests, and actually acting before next week’s deadline. 😂

A team of Advocates including @gloria_kimani and @Benign_Overlord have been following up on the arrest and detention of Nairobi Central Police Station OCS, Chief Inspector Dishen Angoya. The team has ascertained that he is still under arrest but is recovering steadily after seeking medical attention. All clarifications on the circumstances leading to his arrest have been recorded in his statement and we anticipate this matter will soon be resolved to its logical and just conclusion. We await his arraignment in Court and will ensure he is properly represented.

@mwanakamami @FaithOdhiambo8 @gloria_kimani @Benign_Overlord Is he though?😂😂

@FaithOdhiambo8 @gloria_kimani @Benign_Overlord Faith rest. You are trying to outshine Kanjama and making him look as if he is not working.

@iTallbwuoy Uko wapi boss?

Come i teach you

@Bazengarr @LarryMadowo @apochieng 😂😂😂Otek kodwa

@ann_asango @LarryMadowo @apochieng Same. That book nimejua tu ochunglo na lwangni 🤣

Andrew Ochieng’ could not find Luo books to teach his daughter the language so he wrote them “Wapuonjre Dholuo.” So proud of him for doing this for the culture. Inyalo nyiewo ka in Kenya kata loka. Nyithindi ong’eyo Dholuo?

@kenyasgossips Mrelax most of these cars are very affordable for hire in DXB 😂😂😂

Popular Forex trader Amin FX buys a brand new Chevrolet Corvette C8 2026 model costing approx. Ksh10 Million 8 days after Oga Obinna dared him to buy a supercar.

@WehliyeMohamed @MoraraKebaso Napenda hii pettiness 😂😂😂😂

@MoraraKebaso Gari yetu ilikua Petrol ama Diesel?

Am in Hong Kong. Sielewi nini inaendelea huku. Diesel prices at the fuel station is equivalent of Ksh 597 per litre na nimebebwa na taxi Mercedes ya Diesel. Sijui vile itakua😂mniombee. Mkiona sijarudi mjue I risked too much. Nimeingia shop ya nguo a Tshirt is Ksh 25,000. Ama nimepotea?

The Finance Bill, 2026 was published on 30th April and is now before Parliament and every Kenyan deserves to know what is in it. The government targets Ksh3.63 trillion in revenue for 2026/27 and a wider budget deficit of 5.3% of GDP in the 2026/27 fiscal year (July-June) up from 4.7% in 2025/26. These are not unreasonable fiscal objectives but the manner in which the burden of achieving them is distributed is a cause for serious concern. On tax filing timelines, the Bill moves the income tax return deadline to April 30th which is two months earlier than the current June 30th and compresses nil return filing to January 31st. This reduces the time available for audit completion, cash flow planning and compliance. For small businesses and individual traders, this is not administrative reform. It is an additional compliance cost they can ill afford. On mitumba, the Bill inserts a new Section 12H into the Income Tax Act which deems profit at 5% of customs value payable upfront before goods are released by KRA as a final tax. A trader importing a bale worth Ksh1 million pays Ksh50,000 regardless of whether they make a profit or a loss. I cannot in good conscience describe this as equitable.  The Bill increases residential rental income tax from 7.5% to 10%. Absent a serious enforcement framework, this will drive non-compliance rather than revenue. The government must fix the enforcement gap before it increases the rate. One without the other is burden-shifting. On digital financial services, the Bill removes existing VAT exemptions on money transfers and payment processing. These are the tools of financial inclusion that millions of Kenyans including the very people this government says it wants to reach rely on daily. Making them more expensive will not serve the objective of a broader tax base.  By including interchange and merchant service fees within the definition of management or professional fees for withholding tax purposes, the Bill introduces a compliance burden into automated banking processes. That burden will be passed on to businesses and ultimately to consumers. The amendment to Section 24 of the Income Tax Act empowers KRA to deem at least 60% of a company's undistributed income as dividends for tax purposes. This fails to account for legitimate decisions on reinvestment, working capital and business growth. It is a retrogressive measure that sends the wrong signal to the investors Kenya needs. A 25% excise duty on telephones for cellular and wireless networks is proposed. A phone is not a luxury. It is how Kenyans bank, communicate, conduct business and access government services. Parliament must interrogate this carefully. On PAYE, Kenyans were led to expect relief and a restructuring of the tax bands to ease the burden on salaried workers. That proposal does not appear in this Bill. That is not a minor omission. An explanation is owed to every employed Kenyan who was waiting for it. To be fair, the Bill is not without merit. The reduction of corporate tax for non-resident companies from 37.5% to 30% improves our investment climate. The extension of the tax amnesty to cover liabilities up to 31st December 2025 provides a genuine and welcome pathway to compliance. VAT exemptions on electric buses, bicycles, dialysers, animal feed raw materials and PPP infrastructure are sensible measures. The clarity introduced on trust taxation ensuring beneficiaries are not taxed on income already taxed at the trust level and the recognition of gratuity contributions as exempt income are also steps in the right direction. Be that as it may, we cannot afford a repeat of June 2024. Parliament must discharge its oversight role with the seriousness this moment demands. They should not merely rubber-stamp what the Treasury has placed before it. Every clause must be scrutinised. Every punitive or ambiguous provision must be rejected or amended. #FinanceBill2026 #PublicParticipation

@IamApollo_G @Kenyans Maraga is my option and will remain to be.. heri nilale na kura yangu but Ruto and Gachagua, Never

@Kenyans These are what one term battalions call options 😂😂😂😂😂 @ann_asango mayiee

If it means joining the Gachagua team, we will. We cannot have multiple names on the ballot paper - Sifuna

@Voodoo_Child0 @KenMuokatene @wgkantai @mauriceo19 @CarrefourKe Majid Al Futtaim is big. Carrefour is just in the retail business part of it.

@KenMuokatene @wgkantai @mauriceo19 @CarrefourKe We used to call it Majid when I supplied ice cream there juu ady kwa LPO ni Majid al Futtaim. Always wondered "why not Carrefour?"

Hello @CarrefourKe. Please stop selling upside down flags. It is a breach of protocol (and an insult). Thanks.

@MtotowaBookten @s1ah_wanja 😂😂😂😂

@s1ah_wanja Done babes....you will hear from her.

@IamApollo_G @onjolo_kenya Naona hivo 😂😂

@ann_asango @onjolo_kenya Tujoin hiyo ama namna gani😂😂😂

Former CS Eliud Owalo declares presidential bid in 2027; Says era for one party in Luo Nyanza is over.

@osumo_brad @ombachi13 @slyrie @Diplo_Jazz Samaki hawajafurahia 😂😂😂

@ombachi13 @slyrie @Diplo_Jazz Maajabu leo umepika kuku.

Kienyeji Chicken, Sukuma wiki and Ugali. A simple plate carrying Kenya’s 🇰🇪 tradition, colors and history. It was a pleasure hosting Reem Alabali Radovan, German 🇩🇪 Minister for Economic Cooperation & Development, a champion of school feeding through the School Meals Accelerator on her visit to kenya for the Regional World Health Summit 🇩🇪 🤝 🇰🇪

Congratulations CHAMP

@Billionair1w Na si mara ya kwanza 😂😂

@ann_asango Na ni wewe na Apollo😂

I never knew hugging someone in Nairobi CBD could have you arrested. Just hugging is a crime!! Learn more from Lawyer Danstan on other simple things which don't look like a crime, that can have you arrested.

@Billionair1w Laws have been made, lazima zipate kastoma 😂😂

@ann_asango Aki wewe unataka kuanza mambo zingine ndio tukuwe na ma kesi mingi sana😂

@IamApollo_G @Billionair1w 😂😂😂

@ann_asango @Billionair1w I will be the camera man📸😂😂

@Billionair1w @IamApollo_G We love you, kujia hug 🫂tao 😂😂

@ann_asango @IamApollo_G Lazima kwanza mimi ndio nitawatoa msikuwe na stress im there for you my fam😁

@Billionair1w I will be patiently waiting for the day they arrest me ion such stupid charges,, wataniambia kwanza where 2B taxpayers money disappear to everyday 😂😂😂

@ann_asango It has been there since kitambo imagine