Andrew Ochieng

@LarryMadowo @Tanfootball @Football_Kenya friendly?

We need a friendly game between Tanzania and Kenya immediately. Nani atashinda kati ya Harambee na Taifa Stars?

@HusseinMohamedg Suely! Sisi mashabiki ndio tunaumia!

YNWA! 20 league titles; the small red team from Manchester doesn’t own that anymore & can’t match our six European Cups or our total silverware. A little London club’s still dreaming of their first; even N. Forest has two! As for the two blue wannabe clubs? Their ‘history’ begins & ends with Pep & Mourinho; small-timers! Bottom line: Liverpool’s the biggest & greatest club to ever come out of the UK. Class is permanent. WALK ON!

📽️ You can now watch the #BBCAfricaEye documentary, 'Blood Parliament' here: youtu.be/qz0f1yyf_eA

🇰🇪 Last June, blood was spilt at Kenya's Parliament. To this day, those who spilt it have remained hidden to the world. But on Monday, #BBCAfricaEye will expose them. 📽️ Subscribe to our YouTube channel now for first access: bit.ly/subscribetoafr…

@LarryMadowo Si unafaa kuwa unasoma bwana, ama hii ndiyo class project?

“Elon Musk has got to go!” Bumped into a protest outside a Tesla store in Boston. “Don’t buy cars from fascist billionaires,” one sign says. Others accuse him of stealing/looting American democracy

Yes, “you” are the media now. But why is your entire feed just a reaction to work by actual journalists? Original reporting is boring but absolutely necessary. Opinions are like…

Have you noticed that flower bouquets are looking a little smaller this year? In Kenya, one of the world’s top flower exporters, florists are cutting down bouquet sizes to keep prices reasonable. Buy why? 🎥: Anne Okumu | Nicholaus Mtenga

@LarryMadowo Hivi ndio watu 'huomba' siku hizi? 'Reference is made'...yaye jowa! Anyway, if you never gave a yes or no answer, what was your response?

Guess who followed up on their marriage proposal? 🤯

Just spoke to the President Filipe Nyusi’s adviser-Manuel Mazuze. He says this is fake news and that the situation in the country is under control. President Nyusi was not evacuated and is still in Maputo.

@kasujja @DailyMonitor Not even orbits/death announcements? Or that's just a Kenyan thing...

Not sure how newspapers are doing it. Not a single advert in this copy of ⁦@DailyMonitor⁩! Zero! I see the parent company NMG advertising its services. Nothing else. Must be tough:

COOKING GOAT 🐐 FOR THE GOAT 🐐 I hosted African icon @davido on the balcony and on the menu we had Nyama Choma, Mutura, Managu, Mokimo, Ugali And Kachumbari. I kept it local in celebration of someone who has dedicated his life to his African roots. TIMELESS

@LarryMadowo Is that peanut sauce? If it is, why are you even complaining?

Flew Uganda Airlines from Lagos. My only complaint is that they don’t serve Rolex onboard. Not even nsenene? 🦗

@LarryMadowo Ibo maki!

Pyramids still here because they were too heavy to take to a European museum?

@mqhlay Wach mabor korie!

@apochieng Lacked the wherewithal to even do that...😂

Rasanga did nothing to Siaya. Zilch. Zero.

@mqhlay Muony yien!

Always known it's a scam but wanted one final proof. Ginger- lemon-fake honey dawa concoction Kenyans say cures even alopecia and broken spirits. Useless. Have consumed like 40 litres in past 36 hours and I'm getting worse. Going back to big pharma products. Bure kabisa. 😱

@kasujja The one who looks 'Presidential' i.e no name tag.

Can you see the President? Which one? If you’ve heard us talk about them on #AfricaDaily, you get bonus points. #AfricaClimateSummit

@LarryMadowo @smusyoka @Kipyegon_Faith @EliudKipchoge Details! Details! As one wise man said, let's not get bogged down with them!

It’s the goats @Kipyegon_Faith @EliudKipchoge! Between the 3 of us, we have 5 world records, 4 Olympic golds and too many other medals to count. Let’s not get stuck on who won what/where, we all worked hard 😉

It's a slow share but I acted up as Latin American regional editor before I went on leave. It's my second TV live and I'm happy it's on the region I lived in! Then I went and consumed all the pizza in Italy on holiday 🍕