Anna Lyttle

On my 3rd listen of @OffMenuOfficial with @RealBobMortimer Glass of Bovril and a turbot cooked by Peter Beardsley.

@mrmikewozniak is the best ever @taskmaster contestant. I never Tweet and I feel so strongly about that that I Twat. Or is it Tweeted?

As an event manager, the line ups for @StandonCalling and @Parklifefest are outstanding 👏

@mrmikewozniak is my favourite @taskmaster contestant

Today I asked my 16 year old daughter's boyfriend if his brother had caught type 1 diabetes from falling in the Thames, then laughed for ages before I realised it was massively inappropriate and not remotely funny unless you have listened to @OffMenuOfficial

Just watched all of the We Are Klangs again. @gdavies @MarekLarwood Steve Hall. The variety show one is probably in the top ten things I have ever made the loudest lauging noises at.

@mrmikewozniak About bloody time.

@MattHancock @ParkourUK @SebastienFoucan youtu.be/n_cq2XmwBXI

Great to try a bit of #parkour this morning with @ParkourUK President @SebastienFoucan to learn how anyone can #GiveParkourATry

I've put on so much weight in lockdown now that the pair of skinny jeans I just cut up to make shorts look like someone has stuffed porridge into a goth's pillowcase.

@FoodhubUK can I have my money back please? We've been waiting for our food for 3 days now and it still hasn't arrived. As the restaurant has been closed since April, I'm guessing it probably isn't coming. Customer services said to e-mail you but you've ignored that. Twice.

@McleodPam Good idea. I'll send you my number x

@annalyttle All good let’s meet for a coffee

I've just seen @amolrajan On celebrity Mastermind and it reminded me of the time I gave him a lift to Newcastle Airport after hosting the CN Business awards in Carlisle. When I dropped him off he shouted at me..."HAVE A BABY" I blame you, Amol.....

@McleodPam Thanks Pam! Hope you're enjoying yours x

@annalyttle @amolrajan Cute! congrats on your new Job Anna! X

When I was lying in bed in 1994 listening to the @antanddec Psyche album, I never contemplated that it might be the thing that stopped my 3 month old daughter from crying in 2019. Tragic that I also remember 90% of the words.

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@simon_rogan Excellent. It's nice to have such high profile support for my venture. Much appreciated.

@canoeblue You can bring that one back. I can't do everything myself.

I'm going to bring back the words "drat" and "nincompoop".