Nina

This semester got me like

“@femaIenotes: two types of girls at sleepovers pic.twitter.com/YmfXQJFsIZ” @boopityboop

@boopityboop OMG WHAT A BABE

instead of getting their periods, girls should just sleep for five days a month. everybody wins.

—mom? don’t freak out, but i’m in the hospital —jeremy you’ve been a doctor for 8 years please stop starting every phone call this way

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

*accidentally procrastinates studying until it's a bit too late*

my sister is freaking out about biology, she dreamt she was an enzyme

When you catch your 2 year old in the alcohol aisle

if a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be rachel

“@Melissayoub: me: *wants to read* me: *doesn't read or reads one page per week*” MY LIFE IN A TWEET.

Rest in peace, King Abdullah. You will be missed <3

Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah has died. He's succeeded by his half-brother, Crown Prince Salman trib.al/9vkde8j