Anna Sauer

It’s been a wild summer.

Meyers-Briggs consistently tells me I’m 51% extroverted and man this quarantine has me realizing that extra 1% is killing me. I miss people.

Okay so, it was actually a wild year...but here’s a video of me (and a few special guests) yawning anyway...just to occupy your quarantined minds

@TheAbbySauer Transfer him here there’s lots of spare headphones

Baseball season to start on time. twitter.com/6GodM/status/1…

so you mean to tell me I gotta sit at home and can’t even watch baseball? the audacity

@iskarob Can you start with mine?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard ‘coronavirus’ today I’d be able to pay every st. Norbert students tuition back for this joke of a semester

Whether you agree with Maddi or not, she articulated her beliefs with grace while trapped in her nightmare. Maddi has character. Real People.. real feelings. #TheBachelor

@erika__mariaa @carlycubs21 I would like to wholeheartedly disagree

he is one ugly mf... that is all

Jan: Michael ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck. Michael: I like ice cream. Ok?

At this point in the season, that’s the most exercise anyone gets... I’d be dead or pooped my pants

My sister now calls the younger generation “post malone-ials” can’t figure out if it’s genius or really stupid...

Guys guess who my @Spotify artist of the decade is.... Hint: it’s me @PostMalone

@TheAbbySauer Aka the thing that never stops meowing Aka the thing that woke me up at 4 am

Late night thoughts: you know looking back I was his back pocket girl but he was wearing CARGO shorts.

Okay but my brain will explode if someone says 4-6 and I don’t reply “46?!?” I think I’m broken

Apparently co-star doesn’t follow me on Twitter because this is obviously not a problem for me. I’m hilarious.

Actually let’s just make every Thursday ever thanksgiving #ineedmashedpotatoes

Thanksgiving has no business being only one day. I petition to make it socially acceptable to stuff your face full of turkey every Thursday in November.

One of my seventh graders referred to Dallas from The Outsiders as “dumb thic” the other day. I’m really glad that we now have the vocabulary to describe why we couldn’t stay focused during that movie

@iskarob “He dumb thic”

Ed. Profs: “Middle schoolers are going through some of the hardest times in their lives so be prepared for the hard questions!” *enters first day of middle school placement* Middle schoolers: “how many scrunchies do you have??” “Do you have any VSCO girls at your school?”