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1) What?

gen z can’t comprehend that dudes in 2007 would see an image like this and it would actually have them laughing for at least a week

Trump's DHS has developed arms to put tens of thousands of legal immigrants under new scrutiny for potential revocation and deportation. Green cards, refugees, naturalized citizens under review. This effort is more aggressive than tried by any previous admin, per NYT.

Much like other aspects of immigration the initial numbers may be 'too little' or 'not enough' but are a massive shift away from the 90 years prior to Trump. For example: Naturalization is trending down while Denaturalization trends up for the first time. x.com/i/status/20531…

brutal fucking ratio, that’s it, i’m never posting about women again. the war has been lost.

@AllOfCaps Kek

The best foid mutuals are the ones who you assume are dudes until they drop stuff like this on the TL lol

Order 66 has more survivors than the holocaust at this point

European-ancestry percentage of population of Central American nations. Costa Rica, 72% Guatemala, 18% Nicaragua, 17% El Salvador, 12% Panama, 8% Honduras, 7%

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

I mean yea she’s adorable but imagine how far up the corporate ladder her mom could be if she never had her

"The Owls are not what they seem"

It’s impossible to truly explain how incredible the class of men that existed during our revolution was. John Paul Jones is among my favorites, for the simple fact that he took a small squadron of ships, went on the offensive against the greatest naval power in the world. The most definitive battle he had, when his ship the Bonhomme Richard faced off against the Serapis is incredible to read accounts of, just absurd fighting from this outgunned vessel, where at one point the colors were struck down in the fighting, and the British officer asked if they had surrendered, to which JPJ gave his immortal line “I have not yet begun to fight!” He would come out ahead, winning the engagement, but it really does get at the heart of things. You’ve only ever truly lost when you die or when you surrender, and even in contests between small, upstart colonies and one of the greatest empires the world has ever known, the contest is not at all predetermined. You can simply just win.

Me in the movie theater bathroom after Odysseus says “F**ck ICE” after he kills the Cyclops while Travis Scott raps about Achilles heel now being his thin forearm skin

Teddy Roosevelt quote of the day. Worth considering.

"Ugandan Knuckles. Shrek. Tide pods." "SOMEONE HELP, UNC IS LOSING IT!" "You're... mom gay." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

“your honor, as a known & avowed racist, I can't have any people of color on the jury because they will be prejudiced against me.”

We are going to erase your identity

Despite wasting my entire youth playing video games I never had any friends online or irl and simply played solo for thousands of hours