Noah Reinisch

#3PL Operators If you can't say your new client onboarding process is smooth as butter, this @NotionHQ template is for you Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, this template is borne of 62 onboardings across four 3PLs, multiple stores, and plenty of pain

@ChadCarleton @dailycopywriter @Seanfrank @iamshackelford @ecomchasedimond @social_savannah @yojimmykim @DenneyDara @carsondimond @SarahLevinger Do you even warehouse if you don’t smell like a goat?

@Reinfish @dailycopywriter @Seanfrank @iamshackelford @ecomchasedimond @social_savannah @yojimmykim @DenneyDara @carsondimond @SarahLevinger lol! I smell like a goat too

best 10 accounts to follow in ecom: @Seanfrank = brand GOAT @iamshackelford = paid media GOAT @ecomchasedimond = email GOAT @social_savannah = TikTok GOAT @yojimmykim = retention GOAT @DenneyDara = creative GOAT @carsondimond = recruiting GOAT @SarahLevinger = psychology GOAT @TaylorHoliday = agency GOAT @codyplof = brand GOAT follow them all and learn.

Please enjoy 1 minute and 17 seconds of I Wanna Dance with Somebody + logistics / cool ship

This feels like an ideal form factor for logistics use cases. Great insight by Fraunhofer.

@jarrettstewart5 + maybe something that can rate shop freight, or a TMS that isn’t carrier-limited It really feels like “modular” based on super specific functions is the move

If I ran a logistics software biz I would attempt to purchase two companies: 1. Two boxes 2. Retailready They serve different use cases but the approach is very similar and the brands/3PLs that use them see a lot of value. That’s it.

Hosted a successful bbq yesterday while solo parenting (do not recommend), it is possible that I have peaked

@JakeHigley53 Help

@Reinfish Makin it look easy

Survived hour 1 of solo parenting 2 kids 71 more to go

@SandyofCthulhu Chicago has to be a rat, a squirrel, and a pigeon

If you're in Texas, these are your choices for your starter Pokemon. Yours?

@JakeHigley53 At 13 months it’s more like wrestling a honey badger

What is peak difficulty when it comes to dressing kids? When I dress my 8 month old it’s like I’m wrestling a garden hose

@brian_blum1 Another stray for balding dudes, feels bad

Can almost guarantee this thing sucks Has anyone seen any meaningful outcomes? I wouldn’t beef but it states it can scale a brand faster than any human. I know 45 year old balding affiliates that would blow it out of the water

@DocStrangelove2 I’d pay to see this live. Robots are bringing back slapstick

Ram, and graphics cards cost insane amounts because a death cult of tech bro's think this shit is the future.

@orenmeetsworld God of War creatine collagen glp protein Mimir Chocolate Head when?

which one of you twisted greek statue pfps did this

@JosephDevoy Can someone put this much energy into carrier negotiations please? 100k like it’s an egregious amount of money when the same brand has triple that in postage spend

Introducing Tempo: The world’s first AI Head of Growth. AI can now scale a brand faster than any human, see how:

@JacksonFromTwit No victor bar?

top whatever number list (only in chicago) (i don’t gaf ab the rest of y’all) 1) oakwood 83 (chi) 2) richard’s (chi) 3) burton’s place (chi) (only on weekdays) 4) rossi’s (chi) 5) the getaway (chi) 6) revolver 7) the whistler

@GregoryMcFadden All my life I have wished to be able to place a blimp on a watch pic from my glasses, why are you yucking my yum

These companies truly have no idea what regular people want

@uncledoomer No fucking way lolllll

this is how it feels to be 30

@rabahrahil No boring categories - this is why PL, Party Logistics, will replace 3PLs

I helped build a cult following for attribution software. Before Triple Whale's Series A, I saw four slides in the diligence deck about the brand. Not the product. Not the pipeline. The cult. That's when I knew: there are no boring categories. Only boring operators. In this issue of top floor I give you the whole playbook. The whale emoji. The memes. The merch. The roadshows. The Whalies. The podcast. The hires. The stuff that worked. The stuff that very much did not. And the one regret I still think about at 2am. I present to you...The Storied Whale 🐳 Read it on Top Floor before I turn it into a 47-part LinkedIn carousel against everyone’s will. Link in next tweet.

Sold out in 5 minutes 🙏 what a crazy rush, just sit here trying to deal with it all forever grateful for anyone thats supported at any point along this journey back to work

@SchroedsBiz Banger

@Reinfish This absolute UNC of a bootstrapped founder ships f’king packages for a living (boring!) and brands are lining up

I don’t understand ads like these. Why do I care about age and $ raised?