Anthony Hall

BREAKING: Steven Gerrard has just checked into a clinic in Shanghai to be assessed for an ear infection believed to be behind his lack of balance, and the reason he keeps slipping over. Liverpool fans expected to request to replay their last 3 matches of the 2013/2014 season twitter.com/mirrorfootball…

Leeds to Green Man then

We’ve got super Behdad Eghbali He knows exactly what we need Karim Coulibaly at the back 🎶🎵

Remembering our mate Woody 💙 As if his family haven’t been through enough, Hayley has recently been diagnosed with breast cancer. Nick is doing an incredible thing, fundraising to support his Mum. Any support means the world 🙏 challenge.macmillan.org.uk/s/3662/3664 #RIPWoody

In April, Nick Wood the Young son of our good friend Woody is doing a 30 mile challenge to raise money in the name of his mum Hayley, who sadly has breast cancer. If you could spare a pound or two I know it would mean the world to them. Thank you x challenge.macmillan.org.uk/s/3662/3664/t

To dare is to poo

Has he been sacked yet ? #CFC

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The @Chelsea display tonight was: Soulless Heartless Disorganised Schoolboys And the pointing fingers can only start at the top Ownership Sporting directors

Tottenham howler confirmed ✅ Now over to Jason Cundy and Jamie O’Hara on the Sports Bar:

Dolphins releasing QB Tua Tagovailoa.

What a load of shite; wouldn’t be surprised if we lose

Nine changes for tonight’s FA Cup action! 🔵 #CFC |#EmiratesFACup

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I wouldn’t rush him back either, give him another couple of months or so, or even until the end of the season, to recover properly

I have been forensically digging through these asylum contracts, and one stands out to me. It is absolutely staggering. Please read on. £1,593,535,200 for 'Provision of Bridging Accommodation and Travel Services’ awarded to ‘Corporate Travel Management (North) Limited’. According to the official record, they’re based in Bradford… Let’s dive into it. It’s related to the Bibby Stockholm, housing illegal migrants on a barge off the coast of Dorset. Bradford is certainly a strange place to base such an enormous contract. What is all of that money, OUR money, being spent on? All this information is taken from official documents, labelled ‘sensitive’. The illegals must be provided with a ‘varied daily menu’, taking into account all religious needs. If the illegal arrives late and missed the evening meal? They must be provided with a ‘light snack’. What about cleaning? A ‘cleaning programme’ must be delivered to the standards set by the ‘British Institute of Cleaning Science’. Routine cleaning must be provided, and their cabins are cleaned on a ‘twice weekly basis’. A ‘house-keeping laundry service’ is included, with a maximum '48-hour turn around’' Information on the local area is provided - including amenities and facilities. Illegals are assisted to make contact with a local GP surgery and dentist - they are assisted to do this. The illegals are to be taken and returned from medical appointments. A ‘programme of organised recreational activities' are provided, seven days a week. Activities available ‘morning, after, and evening each day’. Full Wi-Fi coverage is required, with a bank of mobile phones available '24/7'. Transport requests will be taken at short notice, all day every day. The transport must be ‘punctual’. ‘Adequate transport links’ must be provided to assist the illegals into the local area - and booking of transport services must be delivered for those ‘who wish to travel beyond the local area’. Warnings against ‘unconscious bias’ are made, and it’s adamant that ‘the interests of the Service Users are best served.’ It goes on and on and on. Are you happy that your tax is being spent on these services for illegals? For transport? Recreational activities? Shipping them into local communities to roam the streets? One of these illegal migrants was sentenced for sexually assaulting a teenage girl on a beach. There will be many, many, many others. 'Corporate Travel Management (North) Limited', based in Bradford, received this astronomical contract. A strange company name for such a service. What was the procurement process? How was this decided? I have put these questions to the Home Office, and I am demanding answers. The Bradford firm was told on the 24th of February 2023 that they had been awarded this £1.5 billion contract, excluding VAT (with an extension option.) Who was the Home Secretary at this time? Reform’s Suella Braverman. Who was the immigration minister at this time? Reform’s Robert Jenrick. They were the ministers, they were responsible. I want to know exactly why these outrageous contracts were signed off. It is scandalous. SO much more information on these contracts is redacted. I am going to find it... We should not be caring for these illegals, we should not be housing them, we should not be accommodating them. We should be deporting them. On an industrial scale. They are treated better than British citizens. FAR better. It makes me sick. The amount of OUR money that has been spent on these third world criminals by politicians (Reform, Conservative and Labour) is the biggest scandal of our time.

Man City signing Semenyo and Guehi whilst Chelsea players are being taught to wash their hands before they play with their Lego sets.

@CFCPys In a 5-point CSAT survey you include 4-5 (4 being ‘somewhat unconfident’ and 5 being ‘very unconfident’), so it’s 82.7% unconfident that the way #CFC is currently run will bring sustained on pitch success in the next 3-5 years, not 52.5%

🚨 BREAKING : Chelsea Supporters Trust Members have declared the following : ❌ A 52.5% majority of members very unconfident that the way #CFC is currently run will bring sustained on pitch success in the next 3-5 years. ❌ A vote of NO CONFIDENCE of 53.7% majority in the ownerships football related decision making ❌ A 43.2% vote believing the sporting structure is NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE. ❌ A 67.6% strong disagreement on Chelsea demonstrating having a clear and effective plan for its football leadership, including head coach appointments and succession. ❌ A vote of NO CONFIDENCE of 46.3% in the team responsible for #CFC sporting decisions (sporting directors, recruitment, football operations) ❌ A 53.7% vote of very dissatisfied for the level of meaningful supporter engagement between the owners and fans ✅ A 57.3% majority of supporters believe they should NOT be expected to pay higher ticket prices to cover the financial impact of the clubs commercial decision and change in Football Leadership.

@grok can you turn all of these men into clowns ?

Welcome #LiamRosenior #CFC