Green Grape Tim 🐢

@elonmusk You suck

Prosperity is what happens when you cut government overspending and excess regulation!

@hookemhess @stoolpresidente Is that what made him a piece of shit too?

*fell up the stairs

General John Kelly is antifa now

You know all Fitzjames Fitzjames' crew members were white cause they ain't find no seasoning on that body

Season 4 of The Bear: Carmy and the gang have established a chain of local restaurant "concepts" all over Chicago and have to keep homeless encampments away from their properties while also fighting employees who want to unionize for the right to wear pro-palestine pins at work

@schmaudrey @gothfiles Hell yeah

@gothfiles @antifabozo

mia goth thriving at the premiere of ‘maxxxine’ in los angeles

I don't know how to explain this but The Bear is Married with Children for gen z

I realize this is a "fool me twice" situation from a game company that refuses to communicate anything and relies on fan-made wikis for their games to be playable or make any sense but like fucking why?

Insane that I paid $40 (which is a lot) for a From Software dlc that I can't even play until I go through a bunch of stuff I played through twice because I started a NG+.

@Connor_Licairac The most surprising thing about this is the full sentences and phrases instead of only one word respsonses

@neooni @MailOnline @roberomanortiz It's definitely Michael Fassbender. Well known rage-a-holic and probable abuser

@MailOnline @roberomanortiz My bets on Who screamed at Rebecca Ferguson: 1. Dwayne Johnson 2. Hugh Grant 3. Michael Fassbender 4. Jake Gyllenhaal 5. Ryan Reynolds 6. Ewan McGregor 7. Chris Hemaworth 8. Jacob Tremblay 9. Patrick Stewart

Dune star Rebecca Ferguson reveals she refused to work with a former film co-star again after they 'screamed' at her and left her in tears trib.al/UfOjgI7

@schmaudrey She's incredible! I wish they had come closer than Chicago on their tour

@antifabozo gadzooks. I love her

Manifested a sex dream where I got to hang out with Amy from Amyl and the Sniffers and then we boned in a truck stop bathroom last night. Today should be a good day

@MarshaBlackburn I can't keep track of when you guys are for or against genocide. I guess it's just the imaginary kind you don't like?

Rashida Tlaib is calling for the genocide of the Jewish people.

EVEN MORE @SoundUnseen tickets! Today we're giving away 2 to THE PUNK SINGER, about Bikini Kill's Kathleen Hanna, released 10 years ago, screening on 11/10 at @TrylonCinema. RT for a chance to win.

why are the irish the only white people that can do this

@JoeBiden Ohhh a smart investment. Okay Hitler

I sent Congress an urgent budget request to fund America’s national security needs to support our critical partners, including Israel and Ukraine. It’s a smart investment that’s going to pay dividends for American security for generations.

Israel government is like, "never again... Unlessss"

@notsofiacoppola Gina Wynbrandt did a comic about this twitter.com/gwynbr/status/…

an athlete should get sucked off when they’re in a slump just to see if it helps. I believe blowjobs have healing properties.

@notsofiacoppola This worked on me, sadly

*flirting* listening to The Replacements - Tim (Let It Bleed Edition) all by yourself king?