Space Auddity (Audrey Callerstrom)

My toddler asked to watch “Avengers,” said every actor was a “robot” and immediately fell asleep. Now who’s the film critic lol

Wikipedia could solve all their problems by paywalling the Personal Life section. THEY SHOULDN'T DO IT THHO

One day Wikipedia will be like “give us money or we’ll stop posting the full plot of new movies” and I’ll be like oh shit here you go 💵

Reading the Wikipedia of a new movie you don’t want to see in bed and being like, phew, glad i didn’t see that

Cringe is joy wearing a little costume. It’s a dancing bitch. It’s so annoying and also life affirming and whenever someone uses it to describe something I like I smirk happily and feel hopeful. Don’t know what this means but will figure out hahaha

Mclusky at Fine Line @EdwardMozart

Period started and I went right to LB

@jordanerickson I wince at the very mention of bluesky, I’ll go down with this stupid ship

this is my take on the St. Paul jacket and I’m not worried about any of them reading this because they all moved to Bluesky

Not to be a big baby but did HOPPERS have to be so scary

Influencer Doing 1994 Oscars Red Carpet

They should make a Jurassic Park movie where all the dinosaurs and humans get along and the park runs just fine. I’m tired of this

@indianloonie Inception

Hey everyone! I need movie recommendations for a specific genre. I need a movie about a guy with Train Dreams

They should call it HEALING RIVALRY

HEATED RIVALRY has a scene where they fuck and when they're in the post-coital cuddle, they talk about starting a charity together. THIS IS THE SHOW WE NEED NOW.

boo they never kiss. zero kissies

Do not tell me if any of the actors on Heated Rivalry have wives. You send me photos of their wives, that’s bullying

@segundacaida Kinda freeing actually

Wow so you can't access any pitchfork reviews anymore? Oh well I guess

“Music by Danny Elfman”

People used to care about having dialogue replacement match peoples lips in movies 🤷

The cops wanna question me about the death of my half-brother and I was so worried for a second, but this cop is a total loser lol. There's no way this Lieutenant Columbo guy will ever unravel my conspiracy. That inheritance is as good as mine! Hang on, he has one more question.

My statement on the Safdie brothers