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@elonmusk Are you gathering accounts so you can ban more than half of Twitter?

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

@elonmusk embarrassing

And lead us not into temptation …

@Official_TMoney @VaushV No. Nobody that isn't lying at least.

@VaushV Do people on the left not see the similarities between antisemitic tropes and the idea of "white privilege?" The idea of people at the top working together to systematically opress/disenfranchise minorities etc. It's evil to attribute things like that to a race.

im sure they're just very enthusiastic about his athletic performance and this has nothing at all to do with the holocaust denial its ok

@elonmusk You fucking moron.

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

@meridini311 @JFredBeck2 @jeremyjojola Who cares? Get a different job. This was nearly manslaughter. He knew he was on the tracks he didn't care and like all cops got scared in a situation he created. What a dangerous fucking moron.

BREAKING: We have obtained an 8 minute video clip showing when a train hit a Platteville Police cruiser with a suspect inside. The suspect is alive and in the hospital with multiple injuries. We are reviewing the video now. Here's a 40 second portion of the video. 1/

@rpaulsenphoto @Katherine_Mel_B @jeremyjojola Or a cop parks on them and leaves a man locked inside.

@CoreyBorealis @PortlandPolice This was six hours ago.

@PortlandPolice Is there any threat to the public at this time?

Press Release: Woman Deceased After A Shooting In Northwest Portland Neighborhood Link: portlandoregon.gov/police/news/re…

@tedwheeler @PortlandPolice You're a bird

Today I am announcing the hiring of a Civilian Dean of Training for @PortlandPolice. Dr. Datro’s experience will enhance our ongoing efforts to reform the system by increasing accountability and transparency. Read more: portlandoregon.gov/police/news/re…

@dennisispeasant Why is that Dennis?

Just a Uvalade police officer looking at an American flag punish logo on his phone inside the elementary school while shooting was still happening.

@milkhemorrhoid "they are living life."

@HowtoADHD complete chaos.

Those with #ADHD…what’s your sleep schedule like?

@troubleinthechi Is that normal I don't go to church what?

@troubleinthechi Wtf they just like have a cop?

[Anonymous submission]: 💥No Peaceful Mass in the anti-Abortion Church!💥 Sunday pro-abortion disrupted Mass at the Immaculate Conception & St Joseph Parish Church, a largely white & wealthy church in a gentrified area of the near north side.

I'm crying

@JohnDiesattheEn Sorry, I forget to hit send.

Ok who accidentally shot the moon, if you admit it we promise we won’t get mad

@dinglexxl @chabotc @Rob295 @joncstone You wouldn't be driving..................................

it’s impossible to understand why photos of normal looking European streets keep going crazy viral on here until you appreciate that a really big number of american *town centres* look something like this

@juliusmm9 I didn't realize we were trying to sway public opinion.