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love connecting my switch to wifi for the first time in a while and seeing four different people playing balatro... i know what you are

I Am Looking For The Foley Artist Who Killed My Wife

people ask me how im doing meaning with covid but i just send them this

last night i livetweeted patrick jane's concussion in s2e10 to some hostage and unwilling friends in such absolute raptures i think it actually cured my bronchitis. watching the x files would kill me right now.

lately i have been watching the mentalist again and the effect it has had on me is strange and fascinating. you can watch fall tv very casually as it's premiering and then binge two seasons while sick 15 years later and cackle like a witch when the sad man is sad.

I am drowning, there is no sign of land #ratart #ratdivorce

@mcscan literally just as true three years later

@antimagicfield i don’t know how i missed this and i also don’t know how my other head with eyes of its own missed this too. we love it thank u

marty scanlon: i once met a man with two different heads and each head had ears of its own me:

for authenticity, the week before the D&D movie comes out they should delay it to the next week

@antimagicfield How would you know a straight fact

People just tweet things into existence

Roblox’s logo got FUCKED and now the hole is bigger

fine i'll say it. i want the job they have on Severance.

When a straight couple is fighting in public, that’s a regional production of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf

the best days to get married are halloween or mid-december thru groundhog day HOWEVER the ideal if you can manage is to start dating someone with your same birthday on your mutual birthday and get engaged and then married on that day as well. try to aim any kids for that date too

@msalicenutting and if k!lling me is what she needs to speak her truth i WILL NOT SILENCE WOMEN!!!!!!!

@msalicenutting i never played portal/2 but i watched dozens of lets plays end to end in the good old days when lets plays were someone silently playing a game and i have a lot of thoughts about GLaDOS, such as, yes please, and, you go girl. i think she's a girlboss and a queen.

@JayCeeAitch he had so much capacity for tragedy and pain ❤️

@antimagicfield Nah nah nah

the saddest thing about second best dnd (rip) is that not enough bad things happened to bug