Stephen Buckley

Genie: ... you may have three wishes! Me *raising arms*: I wish three was a bigger number!! Genie: no, u-- Me *clambering onto a table*: I wish wishes were POPCORN!! Genie: why wou--- Me *a storm whips my hair, the sky is the same inky black as my eyes* I WISH POPCORN WAS MONEY!!

Friends who know when to stop joking are important.

@GlitterpantsDB Why are you sorry??

@stephen_withav sorry, it's glitterpants

I’m sure it’s been said but with Facebook becoming Meta, FAANG companies should now be MANGA

@andyvatter 😂

@andyvatter This trailer isn’t as good as a full movie, I’m smart for noticing this

@andyvatter “This demo isn’t as good as all of The Witcher 3 🧐”

@andyvatter The hottest take

ever since coming back to the US from studying abroad I keep finding myself (in everyday conversation) saying some of the local phrasings i learned on Jupiter to get more stupider. guess it really rubbed off on I!

@shoofle This infuriated me no end, because my monitors are a terrible mix of HDMI only and DP available

i'm so mad that i spent the last ten years slowly accruing enough hdmi cables that i would have them for whatever i needed and then bam, i get a graphics card that has exactly one hdmi output plus several displayport

@antimagicfield How would you know a straight fact

@stephen_withav floor time is a straight scientific fact

People just tweet things into existence

@CountSlimeula I also say things and then do things!!

@edgethothe that is the best episode so far though!!

@stephen_withav The first episode is so expensive! And also the plot is one conversation and then a meteor lands!

Rings of Power is GROUNDBREAKING. No show has ever spent $50M an episode and forgotten to tell a story

@BoltsJ However bad it was, it was a lot cheaper

@stephen_withav Season 5 of game of thrones would like a word.

@existentialkale Defo, its a bitta me

love island is the horniest show i’ve ever seen in my life it’s mad innnit

@SarahnadeMakes Please ask permission next time you post a video of me, thank you. Great game

Genuine recommendation- very cute, very fun