🥸 #FlemingOut

HIJO DE PUTA

He was the missing piece in our puzzle, he was our Bravo replacement, he was the 2015 player that we needed.

@iMiaSanMia when the entire europe starts playing attacking football and we have stanisic and laimer as our fullbacks

Bayern's supervisory board sees no urgent need for expensive new signings. The squad is already among the best in Europe, and there's no unrest among the bench players. Nevertheless, the sporting management, led by Max Eberl, is looking for 'targeted reinforcements', such as a backup for Luis Díaz on the left wing and a right-back [@VTschirpke, @kessler_philipp]

Tony Hinchcliffe owned pete davidson here saying “that’s like Pete’s d*ck trying to fill Kim’s v*gina. The closest Pete has came to greatness is when his dick rubbed up against Kanye’s old cum”

on this very day btw, aura so hard the whole ganiim darbaar got terrified by one man. tumchya baad shah cha bazaar uthavla hota :)

Jai Maharashtra, Two days ago, Prime Minister Narendra Modi appealed to Indians to adopt austerity. Reduce gold purchases, avoid unnecessary foreign travel, consume less petrol and diesel, shift to electric vehicles, and embrace work-from-home practices. Why? Because gold and crude oil are imported, and they drain precious foreign exchange reserves. And with the Iran conflict escalating, global crude prices have surged sharply. Fair enough. But the Prime Minister and senior leaders continue to travel across the country with massive convoys, roadshows, helicopters, flower showers, and extravagant political campaigns. Will the prime minister admit that ‘such political excesses were our mistake, and all of us including me, will not repeat it’? Why should the common man suffer for your mistakes? Is austerity meant only for the citizen and never for the political class? Crude oil today is hovering around 90–100 dollars per barrel. But this is not the first time the world has seen such prices. During the 2008 financial crisis, during the Arab Spring of 2011–12, and the 2013–14 phase (when the BJP itself aggressively attacked the UPA over fuel prices) and again during the OPEC production cuts in 2022–23, crude prices had similarly touched these levels. During 3-4 such periods Dr. Manmohan Singh was the Prime Minister. Narendra Modi himself held the position once. Dr. Manmohan Singh did not ask citizens to stop travelling abroad. Narendra Modi himself did not make such appeals earlier either. So why now? When global crude prices had fallen to nearly 60–65 dollars per barrel, Indian citizens were still paying extremely high prices for petrol and diesel because of heavy taxation. The government earned lakhs of crores through fuel taxes. Where did that money go? The Prime Minister once mocked the “freebie culture.” Yet elections - from Maharashtra to Bihar to West Bengal - are increasingly fought and won through precisely such populist giveaways. In Maharashtra, the ‘Ladki Bahin’ scheme has put tremendous strain on state finances. Instead of genuinely empowering women through jobs, education, and safety, governments distribute temporary cash benefits while inflation silently takes back much of that money. If the economic situation is indeed serious, will the Prime Minister openly ask all political parties to stop competitive populism? The PM now asks citizens to reduce fuel consumption. Fine. But why did this wisdom not emerge during massive election campaigns involving thousands of vehicles, endless roadshows, and the transport of lakhs of supporters across states like West Bengal, Assam, Tamil Nadu, and Kerala? That itself would have burnt crores of liters of petrol and diesel. This didn’t occur to you when massive money power was wielded to gain votes there? Citizens are also being advised to avoid foreign travel. But how many Indians can afford international travel today? Even the middle class that can afford it is living under constant job insecurity. Students wish to study abroad because India has not invested deeply enough in higher education over the last decade, nor created enough confidence in domestic institutions. All you seem to be interested in is imposition of Hindi. Meanwhile, foreign institutional investors have been steadily pulling money out of Indian markets. Estimates suggest that nearly ₹1.5 lakh crore has exited over the past few months. The Prime Minister and his Chief Ministers travel to colder climates to cement investment deals. But if they are making those deals with Indian companies, why even go to Switzerland for it? The Prime Minister himself is embarking on another multi-country foreign tour beginning May 15. First cancel these travels and then preach austerity.

This is the real influence of Kohli and the RCB on small kids 🙏💔

Purposefully lose 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never have I seen my TL this negative after a match that we actually WON. Yes, we took the game embarrassingly deep and yes it was not a convincing chase at all but it is still two points at the end of the day and the way some of our fans are reacting is pathetic. And the funniest part is these pretentious wannabes acting like we witnessed something unheard of yesterday. Are y’all not familiar with CSK’s history? We have literally taken games unnecessarily deep and bottled matches on the biggest stages from winning positions countless times before. The only difference yesterday is that we actually WON. So give me a fucking break with this fake outrage and overdramatic analysis acting like this is the first time it has happened at CSK. Yes, the chase was poor. Yes, the middle order still looks unconvincing and needs fixing. But stop turning every flawed win into an agenda driven meltdown just to spread blind hatred on one player.

We can collectively agree ewual stature means MC Stan

Ah yes I love rooting for PSG, the sportswashing club bankrolled by a state

Real ones were already on Shashwat Sachdev hype train when Ba****ds of Bollywood dropped.

0(1) on his fucking head

GAIKWAD MASTERCLASS. The way rutu kept confusing rishabh before the toss by repeatedly asking what he’d call, only for him to panic and say heads while it landed tails. Clutched up exactly when it was needed the most. What a toss to win. 👍

Btw make no mistake. Fadnavis must resign from his HM post if he fails to give justice to little Vedavati, victim in Malegav and all the women who went through the hell in TCS Nashik.

This is what some kids don’t understand. No matter how much you try to whitewash history, the legacy of CSK is far too great to be overshadowed. Most trophies. Most finals. Most consistent. Most fans. Most relevance. We built this league brick by brick. The greatest.

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THANK YOU!!!!!! I‘ve been saying this for 6 years. Kimmich is NOT who people think he is

“Washed” CSK without Dhoni btw. There are levels to this game. You simply can’t compete.

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