JHayden

Well folks, in case #RIPTwitter happens tonight, so long then. it’s been emotional. Afterparty @jhayden@mastodon.online. IG @anviljack

@Piero_Sicoli Hi Piero, ive been watching the cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/sentry/details… page for #2024yr4 for 3 weeks now, and noting sharp increases in probability: now 5.2e-3. At what point does this become a torino 2? Thanks! You can also find me on b s k y

#2024YR4 (between 40-100 mt) is the only asteroid that reached a value higher than 1 on the Torino Scale last year. Its orbit is still very uncertain, but it may approach (but may also not) Earth around Christmas Eve of the year 2032. Image from Sormano2 by G. Ventre this night.

@KillerMartinis So glad to hear it! May fair winds and following seas speed your pen!

Nope because I was on a social media hiatus, I’ve been writing! All’s well as it can be. Just new meds=loopy+fatigue=probably best not to post through it Love yall, will be back soonish

@KillerMartinis Happy birthday!

Thank you! Who knew I’d see 42 after all? Onwards!

@KillerMartinis @dfallik @x25e0 That is wonderful to hear!

@dfallik @x25e0 I am pleased to inform you that hospice was a miscommunication when I went into the ICU. Hospice is coming up, but I’m stable for now!

There is no greater journalistic subject than one’s self, when it comes to things like disability and health care. It’s like the SNAP challenge, where people eat on a welfare budget for a week to find out how difficult it is You can understand more but you don’t *get* it.

@KillerMartinis @FullMetaDuchess FWIW I just gave that beloved thread a boost over on the blue sky place , hope it can reach a new audience bsky.app/profile/jhayde…

@FullMetaDuchess It was recorded but not edited, might have to get on that

So, a smallish announcement for fans of my drunken reading of Hillbilly Elegy: It’s coming in audio form!

OK y'all, mark this on your calendars because at 8PM Eastern we are beginning the reading of Hillbilly Elegy brought to you by me, the whiskey I'll be drinking, and the people who buy the whiskey to keep me reading.

Hi it’s me Thanks for all the lovely wishes Here’s what to do with that energy: hit up your next local council meeting and give them hell for me Tell them I said I sent you <3

@Mammals_Suck Citations or it didn’t happen : #2024mmm watchword !

@Mammals_Suck *rummages* FOUND IT #2024mmm CITATIONS FTW x.com/Mammals_Suck/s…

THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PLAY #2024MMM!! Have a wonderful year, take care of you, take care of your loved ones, and take care of nature!

@CheerStoat @cryptkeeperwasp @c_n_anderson @deathbymustelid @NatickBobCat So many choices! #2024mmm

[takes a sip of…] #2024MMM

@sm9eb But over in the blue place please! (And the last one out of here, remember to turn out the lights) #2024mmm

🔥🔥🔥🔥 Someone quick make a Dropping Gators account. #2024MMM

@CheerStoat (Already following!) #2024mmm

@deathbymustelid @little_jems @Mammals_Suck PRECISELY #2024mmm

@anvilwonk @little_jems @Mammals_Suck #2024MMM

THE CHAMPIONSHIP BATTLE: 3-seed GREAT WHITE SHARK (Carcharodon carcharias) vs. 2-seed GIANT SQUID (Architeuthis dux) #2024MMM

@SaltyOctopus1 @NatickBobCat ( as a spectator, the auld grudges are the best part) #2024mmm

@NatickBobCat I will remember this, fuzzbutt. #2024MMM

@radiationmouth Its a mad mad mad #deusExAlligator world! #chaosReigns #2024mmm #TWIST

Dropping gators is now a new analogy for something ridiculous and unexpected that has a dramatic affect on the situation at hand #2024MMM

@prairiedogking @MrsH_sci @Mammals_Suck *dies* #2024mmm

@MrsH_sci @Mammals_Suck doordash is everywhere now #2024MMM

At the surface, a research team manages the remotely operated vehicle (ROV) that will remove the alligator from the basket on the sea floor. (Bryant et al. 2022) #2024MMM

@sm9eb *mumbles* alliteration, meter, hyphenated adjectives YEP Checks out, we got INCIDENTAL BEOWULF #2024MM

This was weirdly Beowulf-like in its rhythm. #2024MMM

@Mammals_Suck NOT HUMANS AGAIN FR CRIPES SAKE #2024mmm #worstMammal

@Mammals_Suck Nobody expects ALLIGATORS EX MACHINA #2024mmm

A QUICKLY SINKING DEAD ALLIGATOR DROPS ONTO THE BATTLING GREAT WHITE SHARK & GIANT SQUID!!! #2024MMM