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@JimothyBurg1ary You're probably owed money by the IRS, which they won't bother notifying you of. If you owed money, you'd receive a letter.
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Maybe im stupid -- I am stupid -- but if youre a regular person who makes a wage and gets a w2 and doesn't have investments or anything. Does anything happen if you just dont file your taxes? Your employer already paid the government for you. You just dont get a return
tippity@tippity
will the IRS beat my ass if i turn in 3 years worth of taxes before midnight tonight
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@anywhereman @cremieuxrecueil Thank god that shits weird and gross
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This is the best quote from a major figure in the Trump administration.
I challenge you to find a better one.

New York Post@nypost
RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip trib.al/GRIk0oS
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@AileInTheValley @cremieuxrecueil Nobody has trusted you enough to show you.
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@anywhereman @cremieuxrecueil I've lived in Appalachia my entire life and never seen anyone racoon penis bone collection.
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@RavenNerd2 @cremieuxrecueil I’m not Appalachian so I’m not sure what it has to do with me lmao. Stick to ol rocky top!
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@anywhereman @cremieuxrecueil Bro I'm from rural Appalachia even my most red necked extended family avoided places that sold that shit like the plague.
That's not fucking normal, even for mountain people. That's the Appalachian equivalent to finding a mole person in NYC. If you see one, run.
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@mild_opinions @cremieuxrecueil Your idea of normal sounds boring and devoid of animal penis sentimentailty
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@anywhereman @cremieuxrecueil Normal people, even rural, are not collecting raccoon penises. If you believe otherwise, that says more about you than it does me.
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@anywhereman @cremieuxrecueil Not in any place with a literacy rate above 90% you won’t
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Sold James Drake’s shoes to Burt for $203 #fishtanklive 🐠🐟
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@Bornakang why does the second one look like a combination of Matt and Jay from Nirvanna the Band???
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@TwittyFeesh The contract almost definitely says they can pay out the winnings however the hell they want, or not at all. The $20,000 check also probably came with a signed anti-litigation clause
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I genuinely smell a lawsuit in the future after the end of this season.
Can't say I blame them really. Dogshit ending.
#fishtanklive
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@AlexLillyart @ashvarro F1 is really just not good. Worth watching if you're a fan, maybe? But just technically not a good movie.
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@ashvarro Rush is fantastic.
Yet to watch Grand Prix (1966)
Yet to watch F1
Ford v Ferrari is good. A bit theatrical.
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6.7 for the metal ass Hell episode with the introduction of Bruce Campbell Satan just doesn’t sit right with me
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave
IMDb ratings for every episode of 'Invincible' 📺
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@ShawnFatfield it’s gonna be exactly during record club again and you know it
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